Special Dub Words That Make You Go YUK!

by Englishman 83 Replies latest jw friends

  • JWinSF
    JWinSF

    [1] Doubtless [fill in the rest of the phrase]
    [2] Surely [fill in the rest of the phrase]
    [3] Antitypical fullfillment [they stretch the so-called parallel fullfillments ad nauseam]
    [4] Unity [they don't have it, they have uniformity --- a BIG difference]
    [5] Cleanness [the correct word is cleanliness]
    [6] We're so close to the end [yeah, been so close for over one hundred years]
    [7] Interested people
    [8] The hyphenated titles of articles, e.g., "Blood Transfusions - How Safe?"
    [9] A blast from the past: "The Disco Lifestyle" [LOL]
    [10] The clunky wording of the New World Translation

  • ConnieLynn
    ConnieLynn

    How about
    "the friends"
    and
    "bad associates"

    Funny thing is, now my real friends are the bad associates.

  • LDH
    LDH

    Wisely.

    Usually prefacing a sentence on a conscience matter, such as blood. The sanctity of which we should never question.

    In which case you shoud earnestly try to figure out what the elder arrangement wants you to do.

    Sheesh.

    What about Anti-typical? I've NEVER heard that word anywhere except a Kingdumb Hall. It's like they made it up.

    Lisa

    PS ConnieLyn that was funny. welcome.

  • Mommie Dark
    Mommie Dark

    "happifying"

  • circe2
    circe2

    "The friends"

    "Sheeplike ones"

    "Goats"

    "The light gets brighter and brighter"

    "Jehovah's happy people"

    "Spiritually free to re-marry"

    "Door to door"

    "Street work"

    "Preaching activity"

    "Inspired by Holy Spirit"

    "Son of Man"

    Guess I should stop now.

    circe

  • moman
    moman

    Oh how could you forget CERTAINLY like in:

    CERTAINLY the loving provisions provided by God's heavenly organization bla, bla, bla..........

    DIE BORG DIE!

  • TMS
    TMS

    Englishman:

    I cringed when a PT chairman used the adjective "timely" to describe any talk on any subject by any speaker.

    or when a fellow preacher used the phrase "companion journal" to describe the "Watchtower" sidekick "Awake!"

    TMS

  • Hmmm
    Hmmm

    Being "used."

    Even recently, I was talking to a co-worker about a promotion, and I had to stop myself from saying, "I want to be used more in the company."

    Hmmm

  • sunscapes
    sunscapes

    "Scripturally...anything e.g. divorce" (denotes arrogating to themselves the absolute correct interpretation)

    "Apostate" "Apostate Thinking" "Independent Thinking"

    "False Religion" "World Empire Of False Religion" (like there's a 100% true religion)

    Many many other jargon mentioned here.

    Oh, I almost forgot..."Millions Now Living Will Never Die"

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    "Provisions that have been provided"

    Ok that's soo redundant. And it's in like every prayer.

    "street work"---sounds like a prostitute

    "behoove" like who uses that anymore?

    "donation arrangement"

    "Theocratic Warfare"

    Ven

    "Injustice will continue until those who are not affected by it are as outraged as those who are."

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