No, no, no....
Youse guys have got it all wrong...
Satan's not an idiot... Well, that is, IF "Satan" even existed at all, but for the sake of argument...
All that "we" know about "Satan", comes from the guys who hate his guts, right??
NEVER MIND the whole "Gawd loves EVERYBODY and hates to see an evil one destroyed" schtick, we KNOW "Gawd" is a-gunnin' for "Satan" after his "son's" supposed "thousand-year-reign", right???
So, how accurate do you think the information in the bible is going to be, regarding "Gawd's" supposed "adversary" - or perhaps more accurately, "questioner"...???
I'd say, if you REEEEEE-AAALLY want to "understand" Satan™, you'd best review his REAL works, not just the sheepherders' legends in the bible...
Stuff like, oh, proof that the earth is round instead of flat/proof that the earth orbits around the sun/proof that the earth rotates instead of the sun "rising"/epileptic fits aren't "Demonic Possessions"/that birth defects don't mean that a woman or man have "sinned"/women are the equal of men and not nasty little temptresses/gramophones/telephones/cell phones/radio/television/iPods/Facebook/video games/moving pictures/special effects/animatronics/steam engines/gasoline engines/airplanes/locomotives/space travel/space exploration/scientific exploration/scientific advancement/DNA research/stem cell research/open-heart surgery/surgery of ANY sort/autopsies/methodical criminal investigations as opposed to "dunking" and torture to extract confessions...
And so on...
Remember that most of the things I listed above, have been considered as being "FROM THE DEVIL", at one time or another...
Yeah, "Satan" is really dumb, all right...
And just to be an imp, I would suggest that you might want to check out "his" "Satanic Verses"...
Zid