Well, aside from theology and heavenly issues, the "jehovah" that we know (watchtower dude) is going to bleed a lot more when we get ahold of his secret checkbook.
Jehovah Bled For YOU - To Receive YOUR Punishment (the wages of sin)
by Perry 96 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
-
-
villabolo
"Jehovah Bled For YOU"
Does this mean that Jehovah needs a blood tranfusion?
Villabolo
-
ProdigalSon
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Cosmic justice!
-
wasblind
That sounds good to me "Dogz"
-
beksbks
Edit: If you read back through my post you won't find me referin' myself as a Christian because I have a habit of using colorful language and for me that would be bein' a hypocrite, but I do believe in Jesus and he knows my flaws
I hope he don't put no hot sause down my mouth
Wuz, I will volunteer to take your hot sauce punishment, yer too sweet.
-
beksbks
Edit: If you read back through my post you won't find me referin' myself as a Christian because I have a habit of using colorful language and for me that would be bein' a hypocrite, but I do believe in Jesus and he knows my flaws
I hope he don't put no hot sause down my mouth
Wuz, I will volunteer to take your hot sauce punishment, yer too sweet.
-
beksbks
So SweetBaby, would you frequent a bar tended by the team of Keyser and Beks?
-
Heaven
Perry, you are assuming that we were all born of the Adamic line and so we need to be saved. Adam and Eve were Yahweh's creations but there were other gods involved in creating humans (Genesis 1:26). Only those decendants of Adam and Eve have the requirement for the blood sacrifice. The rest of us are good, thanks.
-
DagothUr
Why do I need Jehovah or Jesus or whatever to bleed for me?
-
SweetBabyCheezits
Beks: So SweetBaby, would you frequent a bar tended by the team of Keyser and Beks?
Start me a tab right now - I could use a drink!
Actually, that's a great sounding name. Rolls off the tongue... Keyser & Beks, Keyser & Beks, Keyser & Beks. I like it.
