by cyberjesus 31 Replies latest jw friends
I was just reading of a dude who is going back to the Matrix.... to save his wife? no! to meet a wife? no! to divorce scripturally his wife? no!
to learn a new language! yay ... so lets be practical and tell me why would you return to the borg... and no we dont want to hear a humanitarian reason.
Cuz I dont want to go to school and they teach to avoid school.
To save money in clothing since they give away cloths in conventions.... am i behind with the news?
sorry pore exuse
Cuz I want to get free meals and lodging for 2 years in bethel.
You will return to change your name to CyBorgJesus.
I remember a poster here who wanted to reactivate to learn some language, they were going to have a convention and maybe even a cong. near him and he just thought it was so great an opportunity to mix with them and they would never let him if he weren't JW.
It's nuts.
they give away cloths in conventions
What?!?
didnt you know, the used to.. I remember getting a coat in a 76 convention in los angeles.
I don't want to be destroyed at armageddon and it is very, very, very, very, close- right around the corner.
I won't have to hear anything "apostates" say or anti witness complaints.
I will get to live in the paradise earth.
It will be here very shortly you know.
I should have said "practical" in a sarcastic way. So now let me rephrase. STupid reasons to be a JW.
I want an excuse to look inside my neighboar's house on sunday mornings.
I want to make myself stupid so thats why I'm returning.
