I want to be able to see the various kinds of doors people have when I go door to door and I want to get to go on other people's poarches.
I will return to the borg because.....
by cyberjesus 31 Replies latest jw friends
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VampireDCLXV
I want over 6 million fake friends.
NAW! I can do that with Facebook or Twitter...
V665
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Listener
I just bought a dozen pairs of stockings and I've got nowhere else to wear them.
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cyberjesus
because I want to learn a new language.... wait that s been said before and the dude is not kidding.
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boyzone
Well, I'm going back cos I've got this new bag, its all shiny and lovely with perfect space for 2 books, a bible, 6 pairs of mags and a notebook. Its gotta be done.
On second thoughts it'd be handy at the Isle of Wight rock festival this year too. Oh, decisions decisions!
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Murray Smith
. . . there is an absence of parenting factors in my adolescent/post-adolescent past, and that, coupled with the vulnerability I feel on account of the current crises in my life, make a high-control mind-bending parent figure who have my everlasting future all mapped out for me, highly desirable right now.
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JRK
No way ever.
JK
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C6H12O6
i want free books and magazines to fix wobbly tables and chairs
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PublishingCult
I'm going back:
1. To write "Satan" on the back of each and every time slip.
2. To make everyone uncomfortable by keeping my goatee and having a regular share in the door-to-door work.
3. To wear a pure white linen suit to every meeting.
4. To repeat the process of making the elders crazy by frequently asking hard questions expressing doubt about WT doctrine, then allowing them to neurotically put forth much effort in adjusting my thinking.
5. To raise my hand to answer every single paragraph during the Watchtower Study. And whenever I am called upon to answer, I say, "the paragraph brings out", then I read outloud the entire paragraph verbatum.
6. To stand in the back of the Kingdom Hall during the entire meeting claiming to have a bad back.
7. To stand faithfully at the entrance of the Kingdom Hall before the meeting starts to greet each and every JW with a creepy smile and a limp fish handshake after having applied a fake rash makeup effect all over my hands.
8. To randomly stare at members during the meetings raising my finger to my lips in a shushing gesture when they haven't made a sound, then point to the speaker on the platform.
9. To use "Well, I am not the Presiding Overseer, but . . . " at the beginning of every conversation I have with a JW.
10. To stand next to the World Wide Work contribution box rocking on my heels, and clear my throat audibly to every publisher picking up their magazines.
11. To wear a speedo to all the congregation picnics and softball games.
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cyberjesus
Publishing.... thats a really good reason or reasons to go back... LOL you got me laughing hard.
