Water Canopy? Huh?

by Mr. Falcon 116 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Mr. Falcon
    Mr. Falcon

    @Mr. Falcon:

    I think maybe it's a sign that I have to stop reading information that makes me dumber with every single line ... of irrational thought...

    What information are you reading that is making you dumber?

    well, for starters, your comment.

    DJeggnog, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

  • bohm
    bohm

    Everything about the global deluge is based on the Bible, even if there is no scientific support for the water canopy that existed in that antediluvian world

    right. so now you have an idea with no scientific support which require magic to work as well as a rejection of numerous fundamental results in various fields of science -- it could hardly get any worse.

    Just to get you started:

    • what is the C14 date of an object from the time of the flood?
    • how do you explain the correspondence of dendrochronology, C14 and ice core samples?
    • Was the water canopy in orbit or sustained by a continious miracle?
    • what was the kinds on the ark?
  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Good Morning MR.Falcon..

    DjEggNogg Is a NutCase who starts out with the premise,he is right and everyone else is wrong..

    It`s in Jgnats debate thread with him,in his own words..LOL!!..

    He is able to endlessly babble incohrently..Because..

    He has a computer program that allows the computer to type for him,while he endlessly babbles incoherently..

    If you go over EggNoggs posts you will find he knows some of the JW Cult Language..

    but..

    Doesn't fully understand JW Beliefs..I find it extremely unlikely,EggNogg is a Real JW..

    EggNogg is probably associated with JW`s in some way..

    It`s more likely he is a "JW Pretender" like Spade/Alice or Reniaa/Debator..

    .......................... ...OUTLAW

  • ProdigalSon
    ProdigalSon

    DJ, the Bible says the highest mountain was covered by fifteen cubits. Mount Everest at the time was probably a little lower than it is now, so let's say 29,000 feet. That's where I get 30,000 feet from. If you want to be a little more conservative, let's take the height of Mt. Ararat, which is 16, 854 ft. Still a lot more water than any canopy could hold. I wonder where all that water could have drained off to...... and if we're going to say it was a local flood, which it actually was, between 11,000 and 13,000 years ago, when it sunk Atlantis, that still isn't what the Bible says. It says the flood was global, even though that's hard to do, even for God, when the world is flat and shaped like a pizza.

  • Mr. Falcon
    Mr. Falcon

    It's more likely he is a "JW Pretender"

    Thanks Outlaw. What kind of sick, psycho nutjob would pretend to be a Jehovah's Witness???? You gotta be kidding me.....Dear God......

    I mean I believed at first that maybe he's just a troll, but look at that comment! That's waaaay too much effort to just be a ball-breaker. This cat is nuttier than a shat-house rat.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Thanks Outlaw. What kind of sick, psycho nutjob would pretend to be a Jehovah's Witness????

    You gotta be kidding me.....Dear God......Mr.Falcon

    Hey Mr.Falcon..

    Your welcome..

    I found out about JW pretenders when I first came to this board years ago..

    Yardirf was the first JW Pretender I had ever met..LOL!!..

    He could never figure out why you couldn't be an Unbaptised Jehovah`s Witness..

    That didn't toe the WBT$ line,or participate in WBT$ events like ministry school,field service and regular meeting attendance..

    He was Dedicated to being a JW..Therefore he was a JW..LOL!!..Nothing anyone said would change his mind..

    Although never having been a JW himself...

    He was appalled apostates would criticize the WBT$..LOL!!..

    Like DjEggNogg..Yardirf waged War on Apostates at every Opportunity..

    .......................... ...OUTLAW

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    Sorry - did eggnog once describe himself as genius? I think he mispelled i-d-i-o-t!!

  • FollowedMyHeart
    FollowedMyHeart

    @FollowedMyHeart wrote:

    Did the writers of that watchtower [article] in the OP even read what they wrote? They say, themselves, that the canopy would have blocked sunlight! How in the he** could there have been any life, let alone wickedness, to merit a flood???

    While there was diffused light on the first creative day, the sun was visible through the overcast, and nothing changed in this regard on the second creative day when the waters above, which became the water canopy, were separated from the waters below, which were our oceans, until the fourth creative day, for only then did the source of the light become visible on earth. The word "blocked" used in this article is just a way of describing the diffused light from the sun through the "vast water canopy suspending high in space and all around our globe."

    Oooohhhh, so diffused is the same as blocked. I get it!

    Not that it's going to do anybody *cough, djeggnog, cough, cough* any good, but, just so I have a little back-up, I looked up "block" & "diffuse" at Oxford Dictionaries.com and low and behold........they are nothing alike!

    If the writer of that '80 WT meant diffused, he would have used DIFFUSED, not blocked!

  • Mr. Falcon
    Mr. Falcon

    hey DJeggnog..... here's your theme song.

  • sir82
    sir82

    March 15, 2011, and they're still teaching the "water canopy"?!?!?

    Why not?

    Because it is demonstrably physically impossible; it makes the JWs look like rubes.

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