I guess there will be a new release at the assembly. Something for everyone to understand titled "The 10 toes of Neb's dream":
1. This little piggy government went to the (financial) market but some were greedy and it crashed.
2. This little piggy government had a total insular crash because some judged that was due to some didn't believe in god at all.
3. This little piggy government never had a market but had famine issues.
4. This little piggy government had a horrible terminal diseases among much of its population.
5. This little piggy government had a very horrible earthquake.
6. This little piggy government had a horrible tsunami.
7. This little piggy government had a political war.
8. This little piggy government had a religious war.
9. This little piggy government had an ethnic war.
10. And all the little piggies went, "wee, wee, wee" all the way to Armageddon, because god wanted to destroy 99+% of the world.
But Jehovah's Witnesses may live happily ever after. Well, maybe so and maybe not, because after a thousand years, they may still be destroyed.