Sarah Palin flubs the Paul Revere story 'Paul warned the British' HaahaaHaaaHaa

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  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Paul Revere's Ride

    Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

    Listen my children and you shall hear
    Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
    On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five;
    Hardly a man is now alive
    Who remembers that famous day and year.

    He said to his friend, "If the British march
    By land or sea from the town to-night,
    Hang a lantern aloft in the belfry arch
    Of the North Church tower as a signal light,--
    One if by land, and two if by sea;
    And I on the opposite shore will be,
    Ready to ride and spread the alarm
    Through every Middlesex village and farm,
    For the country folk to be up and to arm."

    Then he said "Good-night!" and with muffled oar
    Silently rowed to the Charlestown shore,
    Just as the moon rose over the bay,
    Where swinging wide at her moorings lay
    The Somerset, British man-of-war;
    A phantom ship, with each mast and spar
    Across the moon like a prison bar,
    And a huge black hulk, that was magnified
    By its own reflection in the tide.

    Meanwhile, his friend through alley and street
    Wanders and watches, with eager ears,
    Till in the silence around him he hears
    The muster of men at the barrack door,
    The sound of arms, and the tramp of feet,
    And the measured tread of the grenadiers,
    Marching down to their boats on the shore.

    Then he climbed the tower of the Old North Church,
    By the wooden stairs, with stealthy tread,
    To the belfry chamber overhead,
    And startled the pigeons from their perch
    On the sombre rafters, that round him made
    Masses and moving shapes of shade,--
    By the trembling ladder, steep and tall,
    To the highest window in the wall,
    Where he paused to listen and look down
    A moment on the roofs of the town
    And the moonlight flowing over all.

    Beneath, in the churchyard, lay the dead,
    In their night encampment on the hill,
    Wrapped in silence so deep and still
    That he could hear, like a sentinel's tread,
    The watchful night-wind, as it went
    Creeping along from tent to tent,
    And seeming to whisper, "All is well!"
    A moment only he feels the spell
    Of the place and the hour, and the secret dread
    Of the lonely belfry and the dead;
    For suddenly all his thoughts are bent
    On a shadowy something far away,
    Where the river widens to meet the bay,--
    A line of black that bends and floats
    On the rising tide like a bridge of boats.

    Meanwhile, impatient to mount and ride,
    Booted and spurred, with a heavy stride
    On the opposite shore walked Paul Revere.
    Now he patted his horse's side,
    Now he gazed at the landscape far and near,
    Then, impetuous, stamped the earth,
    And turned and tightened his saddle girth;
    But mostly he watched with eager search
    The belfry tower of the Old North Church,
    As it rose above the graves on the hill,
    Lonely and spectral and sombre and still.
    And lo! as he looks, on the belfry's height
    A glimmer, and then a gleam of light!
    He springs to the saddle, the bridle he turns,
    But lingers and gazes, till full on his sight
    A second lamp in the belfry burns.

    A hurry of hoofs in a village street,
    A shape in the moonlight, a bulk in the dark,
    And beneath, from the pebbles, in passing, a spark
    Struck out by a steed flying fearless and fleet;
    That was all! And yet, through the gloom and the light,
    The fate of a nation was riding that night;
    And the spark struck out by that steed, in his flight,
    Kindled the land into flame with its heat.
    He has left the village and mounted the steep,
    And beneath him, tranquil and broad and deep,
    Is the Mystic, meeting the ocean tides;
    And under the alders that skirt its edge,
    Now soft on the sand, now loud on the ledge,
    Is heard the tramp of his steed as he rides.

    It was twelve by the village clock
    When he crossed the bridge into Medford town.
    He heard the crowing of the cock,
    And the barking of the farmer's dog,
    And felt the damp of the river fog,
    That rises after the sun goes down.

    It was one by the village clock,
    When he galloped into Lexington.
    He saw the gilded weathercock
    Swim in the moonlight as he passed,
    And the meeting-house windows, black and bare,
    Gaze at him with a spectral glare,
    As if they already stood aghast
    At the bloody work they would look upon.

    It was two by the village clock,
    When he came to the bridge in Concord town.
    He heard the bleating of the flock,
    And the twitter of birds among the trees,
    And felt the breath of the morning breeze
    Blowing over the meadow brown.
    And one was safe and asleep in his bed
    Who at the bridge would be first to fall,
    Who that day would be lying dead,
    Pierced by a British musket ball.

    You know the rest. In the books you have read
    How the British Regulars fired and fled,---
    How the farmers gave them ball for ball,
    >From behind each fence and farmyard wall,
    Chasing the redcoats down the lane,
    Then crossing the fields to emerge again
    Under the trees at the turn of the road,
    And only pausing to fire and load.

    So through the night rode Paul Revere;
    And so through the night went his cry of alarm
    To every Middlesex village and farm,---
    A cry of defiance, and not of fear,
    A voice in the darkness, a knock at the door,
    And a word that shall echo for evermore!
    For, borne on the night-wind of the Past,
    Through all our history, to the last,
    In the hour of darkness and peril and need,
    The people will waken and listen to hear
    The hurrying hoof-beats of that steed,
    And the midnight message of Paul Revere.

    It didn't happen this way?

    You mean Mrs. Thomas made us learn this whole poem for naught?

    A pox on her!

    LOL.

    Syl

  • Paralipomenon
    Paralipomenon

    The spin is impressive, but her defense statement said that his ride served to warn the British as well. A more accurate statement she should have made would have been "after his ride, when captured, he warned the british" though "taunted" might have been a better choice in word.

  • No Room For George
    No Room For George

    Syl, I thought it went like this........

    Now here's a little story, I've got to tell
    About three bad brothers, you know so well
    It started way back in history
    With Adrock, M.C.A., and me, Me Mike D, They had a little horsy named Paul Revere
    Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
    Riding across the land,and kicking up sand
    Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
    One lonely Beastie I be
    All by myself, with nobody
    The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
    The air is gettin' hot, the beer is getting flat
    I was lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
    His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy", he said, "Hi"


    He told a little story, that sounded well rehearsed
    Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
    The brew was in my hand, and he was on my tip
    His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip
    He said, "Can I get some?"
    I said, "You can't get none!"
    Had a chance to run
    Pulled out his shotgun
    Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
    He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,


    "Now my name is M.C.A., I've got a license to kill
    I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
    Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer
    I run this land, you understand, I make myself clear."
    We stepped into the wind, he had a gun, I had a grin
    You think this story's over but it's ready to begin


    Now, "I got the gun, you got the brew
    You got two choices of what you can do
    It's not a tough decision as you can see
    I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said,
    I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
    The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
    I did it like this, I did it like that
    I did it with a whiffleball bat
    So I'm on the run, the cop's got my gun
    And right about now, it's time to have some fun
    The King Adrock, that is my name
    And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
    We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
    The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
    This dude was staring like he knows who we are
    We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
    M.C.A. said, "Yippe Yo, you know this kid?"
    I said, "I didn't.", but I know he did
    The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
    My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
    Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky
    He yelled, "Stick 'em up!", and let two fly
    Hands went up and people hit the floor
    He wasted two kids that ran for the door
    "I'm Mike D. and I get respect
    Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
    M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
    So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
    The piano player's out, the music stopped
    His boy had beef, and he got dropped
    Mike D. grabbed the money, M.C.A. snatched the gold
    I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.

  • snowbird
    snowbird
    A more accurate statement she should have made would have been "after his ride, when captured, he warned the british" though "taunted" might have been a better choice in word.

    E-X-A-C-T-L-Y.

    Miz, is that a rap song?

    Syl

  • No Room For George
    No Room For George

    Yeah, Beastie Boys-Paul Revere. Classic song.

  • Judge Dread
    Judge Dread

    http://www.bostonherald.com/news/us_politics/view/2011_0606you_betcha_she_was_right_experts_back_palins_historical_account/

    Read it and tell us who the dumbf**ks are now.

    Or rather, read it and keep your mouths shut, like you usually do, when you find out you jumped the gun and embarrassed yourself, like some of you do, and you know who I'm talking to, and about, so don't play dumb. But then again, you may not BE playing.

    JDW

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Read it, and the others.

    Sarah screwed up - period.

    Syl

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    Read it all. Doesn't pass the smell test. She blew it.

  • Judge Dread
    Judge Dread

    "In fact, Revere’s own account of the ride in a 1798 letter seems to back up Palin’s claim"

    From the article. Read it yourself.

    JDW

  • eruption
    eruption

    Internal American politics aside, I would like to take a baseball bat, and club that juvinile judge dread avatar until it was pulp, (figureitivley speaking of course ) i would not want to breech the posting guidelines !!!

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