To the Household of FSM, IPU, and Those Who Have Gone With .... (page 2)

AGuest

"Glad I'm [still] the first thing on your mind when you get up" class...

Oh, and you can take that however it applies. Just don't get all stand-offish and go looking for other "distractions" when I lose all of my beautiful tresses and go bald because you keep pulling my pigtails. You must take me as you make me, my dear.

Again, peace.

SA

P.S. Although I am beginning to wonder if perhaps you have me confused with "She (Who Must Be Obeyed)". Just an FYI - I'm a little more attractive that she is (unless you like the ancient hag masquerading as a nymph kind)... and I don't make my menservants grovel under my stilleto heels. 'Cause I don't have any menservants... although you often appear to want to make yourself one. No, no... no time... or energy... to go back and forth with you. Well, maybe just a little... cause I know it's adds "color"... and something to look forward to... to your day.

jay88

Good idea unshackled! It is about time that we all have a show-and tell of our gods.

I would say that my god is akin to the outcome of a well-intentioned "rain dance"

OnTheWayOut

This is not an original thought, but stolen from comments on youtube. Nevertheless, it could be true:

The FSM and the IPU gave birth to an offspring known as The Invisible Pink Flying Spaghetti Unicorn who lives in The Celestial Teapot whose church is not run by pirates but instead by Space Pirates. These space pirates are cyborg.

Unshackled: I have my very own. An invisible aardvark named Eddy, and he lives in my attic.

I have a picture of him:

Well, at least you're thinking about me... and, as a result, possibly JAH (and perhaps even Christ!)

I no longer waste my time thinking about imaginary creatures. The title I stole from you as it fit so well with belief of reality. Otherwise, nothing here is about you. FSM or IPU could beat up Johashua Miscavah (spelling, so sorry) with one noodle or hoof tied behind their body (if they had one) .

May you have parmesan.

leavingwt

I've been wondering about this.

How does the FSM feel about Chicken Spaghetti?

Is it perverted?

AGuest

The title I stole from you as it fit so well with belief of reality.

Wait... isn't stealing an affront to you IPU and FSM gods?? Sounds like you're in for a glitter and meatball JC. You know, you've some experience with those, right?

Otherwise, nothing here is about you.

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. Sounds like what all the OTHER little boyz who used to pull my hair said, too. Couldn't always tell, though, if they were trying to convince me, the teacher... or themselves...

FSM or IPU could beat up Johashua Miscavah (spelling, so sorry) with one noodle or hoof tied behind their body (if they had one) .

Oh, yeah? Well... my dad can whup your dad... ANY day... and all He has to do is blow a tiny little bit of air on him. Don't even need no noodles... or hooves. So, neener, neener, neener to you, too!

May you have parmesan.

Actually, I don't really care for it. Sort of "stinky" to me. I'm more of a provolone, havarti, brie kinda girl. Not really into meatballs, either (though you certain seem to be); prefer meat sauce... or no sauce (just vegs, olive oil, oregano, basil, thyme...).

Okay, gonna take my ball and go home, now. Got to get ready for my appointment. Shall we meet at the tetherball pole, say, after lunch? Don't worry - I won't tell anyone that you "like" me... so we can just pretend like we're playing tetherball. That way, you can keep your "jock" reputation. (cause jocks are supposed to like cheerleaders, not nerdy tetherball players). What'd ya say?

Peace.

SA, on her own...

watersprout

Johashua Miscavah (spelling, so sorry)

Yeah YOU would have trouble spelling though cause arn't you a highly educated janitor?? Or a ''glass specialist engineer??'' Also known as a ''window cleaner/washer''...

Oh yeah and I'm up for fighting. I'm feeling foul!

unshackled

OTWO...that's Him, Eddy!

Another miracle, FSM revealed Himself in my toast this morning...

AGuest

Is it perverted?

Hmmmm... I think it's worse, dear LWT (peace to you!): it's cannabalistic. I mean, chickens have wings... and the FSM can, well, fly (as the name implies). Sounds like "cousins" to ME.

How about turke... no, wait, those have wings, too. Nope, gotta stick with the four-legged meatball producers... or risk being viewed as unmentionally evil. Absolutley an affront.

Again, peace to you!

SA, on her own

leavingwt

Hmmmm... I think it's worse, dear LWT (peace to you!): it's cannabalistic.

That's exactly what I had feared. I may need to re-think my dietary habits.

OnTheWayOut

Yeah YOU would have trouble spelling though cause arn't you a highly educated janitor??

Oh, the irony. No comment necessary as all you other "janitors" will catch the error.

Wait... isn't stealing an affront to you IPU and FSM gods??

PIRATES! Need I say more?

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