1. Everything that has a beginning has a cause
2. Spaghetti had a beginning
3. Therefore The FSM is the true deity
ta daa!
To the Household of FSM, IPU, and Those Who Have Gone With ....
by OnTheWayOut 60 Replies latest jw friends
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AGuest
Now, dear WS (the greatest of love and peace to you, dear one!)... you must remember that WE must always "play nice" in the sandbox, so no "reality" shots. Besides, Jer and I are trying to keep it "real" here (right, Jer? But, I must admit, I almost p'd my chonies, I laughed so hard.)
Wait, no... sorry, Jer. "Really." Dear WS was out of line. Honest, yes... real, yes... but your "gods" don't go for that ("oh, no, nope, no can do")... so she was out of line (probably).
Dear WS, won't you apologize, please, for giving Jer that mirror? Unfortunately, he hasn't learned how to use one yet, so you most probably almost blinded him with that honkin' beam of "light". Not very "nice", my dear. "Really."
Still, I did almost lose it. Since I gotta shower and change anyway, though, no biggie.
Peace, my sister!
SA, on her own... trying not to ROFL...
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cofty
Was that a bit of snobbery there Watersprout?
(ps it's "aren't")
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AGuest
PIRATES! Need I say more?
Oh, you mean "sanctioned thief"... at least, as far as your gods' "laws" are concerned. Yes, I get it, no problem. Tell you what: I hereby give you permission to "steal" all you want from my posts, which no longer makes it stealing. No, no... no need to thank me and I don't want anything in return. Just the chance to "dance" with you from time to time is payment enough.
Take care, Jer. Really gotta run now. See you on the playground.
SA, on her own ("Step right kick.. step right kick... shuffle kick... shuffle kick... turrrrrrnnn... and bow.")
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OnTheWayOut
This thread is heating up and I never intended that. I just wanted parmesan and peace to spread and harmony to exist on this wonderful internet.
Nobody's thoughts are wrong when it comes to FSM and IPU. There is room for all myths and notions and wild hairs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHLFlEUZ508&feature=related
This just in, FSM was allowing rebirth of knowledge of His existence to be available prior to 2005 by making television appearances:
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talesin
loves the IPU
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watersprout
Okay okay I will apologise. I am sorry OTWO... Well not 100% sorry but a little bit sorry. I will try and be 100% sorry but it may be a tad delayed. I will admit I am VERY VERY hormonal. Carrot has been on the receiving end and has retreated to safety. I usually stay away from these threads when I'm like this cause my ''flesh'' rears it's very ugly head and I don't play nice. I have no problem with window cleaners/janitors/cleaners of any sort. Just the ''superior'' attitude.
I promise to play nice (just may not be tonight)
Still thought it was a good comeback though. *flicks hair and curls lip*
Peace to you shel
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AGuest
This thread is heating up and I never intended that.
You're right, Jer, on both accounts... and I apologize if I lended to that. I also didn't intend to "heat" things up (in case I did, but I think you mean dear WS? She's a dear, really, and a true friend. I think she just misunderstood the "tone" and intent, is all).
But it really should just stay "fun"... and you and I (and others) know "how" WE (you and I) have our "fun." Not everyone does, though.
So, I apologize. Truly. I did not mean to hurt your feelings, but just maybe "snap" your suspenders a little bit. If I snapped too hard, again, I apologize (although little boyz DO risk that, don't they, if they're running by as they pull on pigtails).
Peace to you.
A slave of Christ,
SA
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watersprout
Was that a bit of snobbery there Watersprout?
Not at all... Carrot does window cleaning on the side cause with an awake degree it's hard to get a well paid job. Soon to change though.
(ps it's "aren't")
Thanks for the correction.
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cofty
You're welcome