Jehovah.
*snicker*
Popularity Contest
by Voices 83 Replies latest jw friends
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sabastious
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outsmartthesystem
I vote for Egg and his nonsensical ramblings
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OUTLAW
Anyone who likes KFC/Beer/My Humour and..
Hates Brussel sprouts..
Green,bad tasting,little golf balls..
Why would you eat that?..
...OUTLAW
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sabastious
Brussel sprouts, on several occasions, have almost turned me atheist!
-Sab
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Magwitch
I love Brussel Sprouts, hate KFC and beer, but do enjoy Outlaw's humour (when it does not involve kittens in blenders)
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ShadesofGrey
No kidding, the congregation was like being back in Jr. High.
I vote for PSacremento and MrsJones. :) and LeavingWT because I like to look at his avatar.
Love in Christ,
SOG
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NoRegrets
I WILL BE but have only been here 2 days!
Soon, I will form a small group in Allegheny PA and have you all follow me as God's sole channel of communication on Earth! I will change my mind
about what God has said, but it will be your fault for misunderstanding me! Many of you will have to die for the principles I put in place but it will be
worth it when you rule as princes in heaven with me! I may have an occasional mistress on the side and build a palace in SoCal, but you can all lead a
life of chastity and what little money you have should come to my coffers to perpetuate growing my organization!!!!
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undercover
: "I will form a small group in Allegheny PA and have you all follow me as God's sole channel of communication on Earth!"
But then you will die and leave in your will who you want to lead your organization. That's when I do a hostile takeover of your corporation and reorganize it to my own standards. I'll even rename your followers so they are MY followers. And I will scorch the earth with my fire and brimstone talks of imminent destruction of the world's govenrments. I'll suffer persecution but in the end have a mansion in San Diego and drive Cadillacs and have mistresses...
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poopsiecakes
Where do I sign up to be one of Undercovers' mistresses?
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undercover
just sign on the dotted line
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