Popularity Contest (page 7)

Voices

Oh watersprout, it's okay...I have openly come out into the public and declared at the recent B.S. meeting that's renting out the A.A. meeting room here........I ...am....a.....brussel-sproutic. You need not feel embarassed for your ever dying love for brussel sprouts. ...its okay. No one will punish you. You need not hide it anymore. We all embrace everyone here. Just say, 'Hi. My name is Watersprout and i'm a Brussel sproutic' ...Remember......DE-NILE is NOT just a river in EGYPT

Me

watersprout

Mwahahahahahahahaha!

May you never witness me heaving and gagging on a brussel sprout.... The only group I will stand up in and mention the words ''brussel sprouts'' will be when I have won the war against the evilness of them.

May the brussel sprouts of this world burn long and hard in the ash of the BBQ!

Peace

Found Sheep

I'm Found Sheep and I ........ like Brussel sprouts.... I've been sober now for 12months 2weeks and one day

AGuest

To all brussels sprout lovers: come out, come out... wherever you are! There is NO need to hide; nothing to be ashamed of. Do not let false vegetable prophets* scare you off with visions of fire and brimstone (or Weber-que-ing!). The cooking gods WILL forgive you for hiding your palate's true desires and choosing broccoli and cabbage over this succulent pod simply because you were afraid to stand up and speak the TRUTH. NOW is the time, then, to come forth and shout from the mountains, indeed tell the world that you really DO like brussels... LOVE them, in fact... and do NOT judge them as to their green coloring and pungent odor!

To those false vegetable prophets... who judge the poor and lowly brussels... I say to you, stop your judging! ALL vegetables are good and good for us (well, okay, except corn... and peas... and boiled carrots (which are otherwise fantastic if slowly roasted with brown sugar and butter in individual foil wraps)... and creamed corn... well, creamed ANY vegetable, IMHO...). Do NOT continue in your path of choosing the haughty green bean, dark eggplant, or arrogant water chestnut over the humble brussel sprout!

For with the same judgment that you judge that poor crucifer, so too may the snowpea, okra, and kale be judged!

Hear... and get the jist of this: the brussels sprout is among the CHOSEN (of vegetables in my kitchen)... and bows down to anyone ('cause, okay, they do soften in the pan a bit)... who has the COURAGE to cook them!

Piece!

SA, who's going to go out and by some BS asap... just to show her rebellion, opposition, and disobedience to ANY [culinary] god who condemns them... on her own...

(*Dear WS... the greatest of love and peace to you and you KNOW I love you and am just kidding, right?)

tec

You guys are too funny.

I am going to be Nicodemus on this thread, just for fun :)

Peace,

Tammy

Broken Promises

*gives broken a new bowl* *talks like a grandma* make sure you eat all your greens

*greedily takes bowl and starts eating her brussell sprouts*

watersprout

Shelby repent of your rebellion or may the brussel sprout be your falling to the dark side... The vegetable God has sent me to warn your poor deluded folks of your impending doom, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!

I am a ''true'' vegetable prophet and my ability to throw BS into fiery destruction shall NOT be mocked!

Turn towards the goodness of the humble carrot, garden pea, and corn.... Yes those are the vegetables that will provide your RDA of vitamins... All the brussel sprout will provide is abdominal cramping and putrid wind.

The brussel sprout is NOT one of the chosen vegetables, it has shown itself to be the vegetable of light, sent to turn you away from the righteouness of all the other vegetables!

All you brussel sprout haters, lets STAND up and UNITE for the sake of all the other vegetables! The vegetable God calls you to join in this WORTHY cause!

who's going to go out and by some BS asap... just to show her rebellion, opposition, and disobedience to ANY [culinary] god who condemns them

*Hangs onto Shelby's ankles as she reaches for the brussel sprouts*

*greedily takes bowl and starts eating her brussell sprouts*

Noooooo! *Wrestles BP to the floor and attempts to take the sprouts off her*

Shelby (the greatest love and peace to you!) those carrots rosted with brown sugar and butter sound delicious... How do you make them?? I know you are joking, this thread has really entertained me... Although my hatred of brussel sprouts is very real. Lol

Peace