Can anyone imagine what my cat is saying whenever she drops the Beanie Babies at my bedroom door?
Meow?
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If your pet could talk, what would he/she say?
by Voices 32 Replies latest jw friends
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Band on the Run
My fox terrier had exquisite communication skills. If she spoke human language, she would present me with a list of demands. Go to sleep at seven, always use a heating pad, rub my ears and tummy, don't move in bed, 24/7 car rides with head out the window. The food stare is amazing. Food. Peoplel food. No string beans in beef stew. Only spaghetti and ice cream.
Her demands would include that we cease any pretense of being alpha leaders. She must be the alpha. No one could go to work or go out socially and leave her alone.
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cuckoo in the nest
N.Drew, at least your cat gives you nice presents. I get mangled dead things, particularly from Nero the Vampire Cat who always shouts the house down when he brings a "guest home for dinner". Maybe it's a comment on my cooking? Do they want me to cook it for them? With fava beans and a nice chianti?