Dont judge me, my privates arent gonna clean themselves!
If your pet could talk, what would he/she say?
by Voices 32 Replies latest jw friends
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Found Sheep
Why won't you eat the dead mouse I just got you?
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OnTheWayOut
If my pet could talk, it would say one of the following:
"Feed me." (followed by a list of foods.)
"Pet me.""I am the Holy one of Israel." (Just as likely as the other voice saying it.)
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watersprout
My dog would have said
I'm not sat on the chair/setee... Look at me turning my head, if I can't see you then you can't me.
I am NOT going outside to pee when it's wet and cold. I will just pee on the carpet! It's nicer.
Peace
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00DAD
Feed me, pet me, ahhhh, that feels nice!
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Voices
LOL LOL FoundSheep! LOL or dead bird!
Outlaw your posts are always interesting lol
If My cat could talk, it'd probably start talking Korean, and i'm like 'OHHHHHH THE CRUEL IRONY!'
For those that don't know me, i'm not korean. I'm Japanese. LOL
"Is he joking? What? So what is he?"
I'm just bad
Me
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mamamo
Squirrel!
Hi, I love you. DO you have food?
Squirrel!
Seriously, Dug from Up must have been based on my Tigger. (She is a dog, not cat. She loves to jump) Date is wrong
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metatron
"Why the f**k did you cut off my b*lls?" G*d Damn it"
hey, you asked...
metatron
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OUTLAW
Does this Mouse make My Ass look Fat?..
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exwhyzee
" Oh bringer of food and giver of all good things....tell me what ever became of all them funny colored books that used to be on the shelf over there ? "
