If your pet could talk, what would he/she say?

by Voices 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • sizemik
    sizemik

    My dog would say . . .

    "OK . . . what are we going to do about the damn cats?"

  • PaintedToeNail
    PaintedToeNail

    Mine would say "Please find us a flea/tick medication that actually works like the label says it does!"

    CJ

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Which one??

    This one would say, "Gimme more food!!"

    She has feline AIDS, poor thing... I've kept her alive for 5 years, so far...

    This one would say, "Where's the electrical cords? Is there one left that I HAVEN'T chewed???"

    This one would say, "Hmmm... Which of the other cats can I get into trouble, THIS time..."

    And this one would definitely ask, "Where's the food???" I rescued her when she was almost starved to death - this is an old picture. She looks like a bowling ball with legs, now...

    And of course, my dog's mantra - like the one in the dog-food commercial - is "Gimme that thing!!"

    Zid

  • Free!!
    Free!!

    my girlz would say:

    Chloe: "feed me, pet me, play w me, feed me, belly rub, belly rub, awwww good stuff, feed me... you are the bestest mum EVER" "now, can we please get rid of the other one???!!!"

    Mell: "feed me, play w me, play w me, play w me... cuddle me... kick the small one out!!"

    I love by little evil-children!!

  • Think About It
    Think About It

    Dude....I didn't mean to claw your balls. Thought it was a mouse under the covers instead of you scratching yourself in your sleep.

    Think About It

  • Quarterback
    Quarterback

    But my dog already speaks.

    When I asked him what kind of tree is that? He says, "Bark, Bark"

    I asked what is that on top of the house? He says, "Roof, Roof"

    I asked him how does this sand paper feel? He said, "Rough, Rough"

    I took him out in FS, and he said to the dog, scratching his ear, "Got a flea from Babylon"?

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    If it was a cat "I love you but if you die I am going to eat you."

  • Voices
    Voices

    Quartback:

    ROFLOL i've heard similar joke but different scenerio. lol

    Me

  • Quarterback
    Quarterback

    Thanks, Voices.

    A comedian needs feedback.

  • N.drew
    N.drew

    Can anyone imagine what my cat is saying whenever she drops the Beanie Babies at my bedroom door?

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