JW FAMOUS CLICHE SAYINGS

by strymeckirules 123 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  exwhyzee

  .....and a study was started. ( Clap, clap . clap , clap )

  .....they were baptized and are with us at the convention today ( clap, c lap , clap , c lap )

  I was Witnessing to my "Fleshly" Sister/Brother .....

  Jehovah will provide......(seems like he's providing for everyone else as well doesn't it?)

  "Likened"

  Stumbled (Boom, boom. thud, splat)

  Divided houshold.

  Certainly Brothers.....this Behooves us to pay more than the usual attention.

  Spiritual Israelites partaking in a spiritual banquet that has been lovingly prepared for us by the faithful and discreet slave. (dig in ... everybody dig in ! )
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  Think About It

  Since it's Christmas time.........Jehovah Witness parents give presents all year round.

  Think About It
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  strymeckirules

  "jesus NEVER celebrated his own birthday."

  "celebrating your birthday is bringing glory to yourself."
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  greenhornet

  Bring your modest bathing suit and towel.
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  3rdgen

  Theocracy,

  Our reining king and redeemer, Christ Jesus

  WT conductor: "Can I have a new hand?"

  using your unrightous riches. Translation: Give the Watchtower ALL your assets

  worldly wisdom
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  greenhornet

  WT conductor: Yes sister Payne in the rear.
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  Bungi Bill

  "Immature"

  and

  "Worldly"

  - both are JW swearwords.

  Bill.
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  Alwayshere

  "If your getting 10 hours a month, can you get 11."

  "Stick to the paragraph."
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  Sic Semper Tyrannis

  I got so sick of the mindless repetition of the name "Jehovah". I still cringe whenever I hear that name.
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  strymeckirules

  "if arrmageddon comes and you are in a church, you won't be saved."

  this one came up as my grandmother's heart is failing right now and my parents are posturing.

  they probably won't be at the catholic church funeral.