Why would anybody be such a FOOL as to give private intimate information to some semi intelligent carpet tack?
Theyll be DFing you for having any kind of sexual desire or fantasy next, under the label "brazen covetousness"- and expect you to subject yourself to their humiliating interrogation.
Dont these dust-farting old reptiles know that enjoying looking at lovely bodies is normal? I wd be more worried if my kids reacted with horror and revulsion at normal sexual expression.