Your 20 year old son / daughter announces that he / she is involved in an intense relationship with someone that is causing you to have some misgivings.
Said offspring also announces that wedding bells will be ringing inside a year or two. Firstly though, our two lovebirds have plans to set up home together and live “in delightful sin” whilst they save up for the big day. Do you:
Convene a judicial committee?
Cheer wildly? (You’ve lost a daughter but gained a bathroom)
Sob “How could you bring such reproach upon us”?
Think that this is a brilliant idea that will very quickly extinguish the flames of passion and bring your offspring back to reality?
Buy them a presentation pack of coloured condoms exclaiming “Do what you want but don’t get pregnant”?
Tell them “Hell no, you are getting married tomorrow before you commit fornication”?
Or something else?
And, yes, I do have very valid reasons for seeking the opinions of the board!
Englishman.
Bring on the dancing girls!