REAL-TIME CIRCUIT ASSEMBLY UPDATE "DO NOT SHOPLIFT FROM JEHOVAH!"!!!
by Sunflower Samurai 59 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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mP
I wasnt aware that Jehovah had shops or outlets where he sold wares for money. Sounds like a faux pas.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
"Jehovah is allowed to change his direction, change his will to maneauver his chariot,"
So that means that Armageddon is cancelled, right?
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GLTirebiter
Did you shoplift Jah's wifi service to make your post?
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OldGenerationDude
Me thinks that I did hear the alarm buzzer go off.
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Rob Crompton
" This is Jehovah's job to solve family problems, congregational problems, employment problems. Stealing from Jehovah, <taking matters into our own hand> grieves Jehovah's holyspirit,"
So immaturity and dependence are good, whereas taking responsibility for one's affairs and using one's (god-given?) abilities is wrong?
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nugget
In the past weren't we told to work along with our prayers? To be told to leave everything in god's hands is dangerous advice. There comes a time when ignoring a situation doesn't make it go away it just makes it worse.
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bats in the belfry
Billy the Ex-Bethelite >> So that means that Armageddon is cancelled, right?
Nothing new here, really.
When the upper echelon messes up forecast dates, it always turns out to be someone else's fault: "Jehovah is allowed to change his direction, change his will to maneauver his chariot".
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slimboyfat
As far as I'm concerned Jehovah's the big thief, the thief of time you can't get back.
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Room 215
Yeah, heard the "shop-lifting" reference made by a Bethel speaker at a Special Assembly Day a couple of weeks ago... (Buckingham, Pa.)