REAL-TIME CIRCUIT ASSEMBLY UPDATE "DO NOT SHOPLIFT FROM JEHOVAH!"!!!

by Sunflower Samurai 59 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • blondie
  • mP
    mP

    I wasnt aware that Jehovah had shops or outlets where he sold wares for money. Sounds like a faux pas.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    "Jehovah is allowed to change his direction, change his will to maneauver his chariot,"

    So that means that Armageddon is cancelled, right?

  • GLTirebiter
    GLTirebiter

    Did you shoplift Jah's wifi service to make your post?

  • OldGenerationDude
    OldGenerationDude

    Me thinks that I did hear the alarm buzzer go off.

  • Rob Crompton
    Rob Crompton

    " This is Jehovah's job to solve family problems, congregational problems, employment problems. Stealing from Jehovah, <taking matters into our own hand> grieves Jehovah's holyspirit,"

    So immaturity and dependence are good, whereas taking responsibility for one's affairs and using one's (god-given?) abilities is wrong?

  • nugget
    nugget

    In the past weren't we told to work along with our prayers? To be told to leave everything in god's hands is dangerous advice. There comes a time when ignoring a situation doesn't make it go away it just makes it worse.

  • bats in the belfry
    bats in the belfry

    Billy the Ex-Bethelite >> So that means that Armageddon is cancelled, right?

    Nothing new here, really.

    When the upper echelon messes up forecast dates, it always turns out to be someone else's fault: "Jehovah is allowed to change his direction, change his will to maneauver his chariot".

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    As far as I'm concerned Jehovah's the big thief, the thief of time you can't get back.

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    Yeah, heard the "shop-lifting" reference made by a Bethel speaker at a Special Assembly Day a couple of weeks ago... (Buckingham, Pa.)

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