REAL-TIME CIRCUIT ASSEMBLY UPDATE "DO NOT SHOPLIFT FROM JEHOVAH!"!!!

by Sunflower Samurai 59 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Do your own studying , read the Bible first?????

    I was always told the you could not discern the Bible wit out

    WTS literature

    This is where I need Blondie

  • aquagirl
    aquagirl

    Quite frankly,Jehover dosent have anything worth stealing.

  • hotchocolate
    hotchocolate

    Man, I wish I'd thought of spending the circuit assembly posting from my iPhone in the dunny.

    Would have made it a whole lot more interesting!

    Nice work.

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    what if u shoplift out of hunger?

  • tiki
  • wasblind
    wasblind

    Hello there wha happened,

    Accordin' to the WTS, if your hungry , wait on Jehovah to drop bread from the sky

    that's right, you don't have to do nothin'

    just act like you a bird in the heavens or a lily in the field

    sit and wait

    I ain't sayin' that God can't do, I'm just sayin' WE need to

    cuz we ain't a bird in the heavens or a lily in the field

    I can't afford to fly from pillar to post like a damn bird

    or say clothe me cuz I wanna be pretty as a lily

    Witness tout that line to make you put off your needs for the WTS

  • Ding
    Ding

    "We are stealing from Jehovah, if we are worrying about problems in our life, congregation, or employment."

    Great... something else for JWs to feel guilty about...

  • baltar447
    baltar447

    This flys in the face of biblical work ethic

    2 Thessalonians 3:10 New International Version (NIV):
    10 For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: “The one who is unwilling to work shall not eat.”

    N ow, from my perspective "work" means doing WHATEVER is needed to take care of things.If worrying about your family's welfare motivates you to a level of action required to take care of them and get that job, or run a successful business, then you're fulfilling your "biblical" obligations.

    The more they spew the more disgusted I get with the GB.

  • blondie
    blondie

    I lasted 40 years as a jw because I never believed anything from the platform that did not pass the smell test no matter who said it, including Fred Franz. If it was not clearly stated in writing in a publication with at least 3 scriptures....well....I rejected it, did not share it with anyone but I went my own way quietly. What finally got me out for good was a circuit assembly with 3 statements that were each a punch in the face:

    1) jws married to non-jws were kissing a corpse

    2) just like young elephants were conditioned to obey even when able to leave by chaining to a log; they stayed even when they were strong enough to leave

    3) if Jesus saw a dirty penny and a shiny quarter on the sidewalk, he would pick up the shiny quarter, jesus don't touch no dirty pennies

  • Reality79
    Reality79

    The b.s. they come out with defies belief.....

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