gun toting Jesus isn't on that list
Why I truly come in!
by justmom 160 Replies latest jw friends
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Your'e right...he isn't EP. Maybe because it's undecided if he is god or not...LOL
I was thinking...what would the best way be to sort out the real gods from the fake gods?
Maybe, we could start with the ones we can prove aren't real. That seems to be logical, since that is one of the arguments for Jesus and the Yahweh god...we can't prove they aren't real...therefore....
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It should be simple, did the gods do what they said they would do? Thor...thunder and end to the frost giants. Jesus...end of bad people.
Thor wins.
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Lets look at the first god on the list...Aesir. Turn out that isn't one god at all but a name for the collective gods...this really could take some time ruling oiut the ones we have proof of non existence.......anyone have anything to start me off?
Aesir
by Micha F. Lindemans The collective name for the the principal race of Norse gods; they who lived in Asgard, and with the All-Father Odin, ruled the lives of mortal men, the other was the Vanir. The Aesir gods under the leadership of Odin, included Balder (god of beauty), Bragi (god of eloquence), Forseti (god of mediation), Freyr (god of fertility, who originally was from the Vanir), Heimdall (guardian of the bridge), Hod (the blind god), Loki (god of fire and ally of the frost giants), Njord (the sea god, and another ex-Vanir), Thor (god of thunder), Tyr (god of war), Vili (brother to Odin), Ve (brother to Odin), and Vidar (Odin's son). The goddesses included Freya (the fertility goddess), Frigg (Odin's wife), Sif (Thor's wife), and Idun (keeper of the apples of youth).
Aesir might be derived from the old-Teutonic word Ase, the common word for "god".
Picture above: Baldr is lying in the foreground. He has just been hit by Höd’s missile. Baldr’s blind brother is standing on the left, stretching his arms out. On the very left, Loki tries to conceal his smile. Odin is sitting in the middle of the Æsir. Thor is on his left. Yggadrasil and the three Norns can be seen in the background.
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Ah...but it could be argued that Jesus hasn't made his final move...so game not over yet.
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Jesus, trying to start scoring in the fifth quarter.
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Well...turns out that there is an official religion called Ásatrú recognised by govenments in Norway, Denmark, Iceland and Sweden whos followers believe in the Aesir...so maybe its true......can't disprove it.
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Agasaya would appear to be a goddess of war...very little info about her...so can't disprove her existence....must be real...
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Agdistis is an interesting god...it would appear he/she was a hermaphrodite. Poor Agdistis had his male genitalia torn off by a jealous Dionysus who tied a rope to his/her genitals and ripped them off.
The blood of his severed genitals then fertilised the earth producing an almond tree...then these almonds put inbetween the breasts of Nana (daughter of thre river god Sangarius). who became pregnant with Attis. (strange way to get pregnant IMO).
Anyway...turns out he/she ended up having to kiss Zeus's ass for forgiveness...so probably need to find out if Zeus is not real before we bother seeing if Agdistis is not real.
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Hermaphrodites have ALL the fun...
