Why I truly come in!

by justmom 160 Replies latest jw friends

  • EntirelyPossible
    EntirelyPossible

    Given your history asking thiests questions, no wonder no one answered you.

    Good thing Paul wasn't treated this way, half of the new testament wouldn't exist if you had been around back then.

    When given answers you just rip the poster apart. Shelby, Tammy and Sab have been on the receiving end of you and to be honest it's not like you will actually listen. You just like to chew up and spit out.

    I seem to recall someone in this book saying something about not judging people. Maybe you should look into that book.

    Yes because you have a personal relationship with Him don't you? Whatever!

    Indeed I do.

  • still thinking
    still thinking
    Well this thread just took a sharp turn toward towards stupidville.
    Questioning Thor's exsistance...? Really people....?
    There is thunder. There is lighting. There is Thor the Thunderer....elder elite

    LOL....we have to question to confirm our beliefs EE....and since no one appears to be able to prove Thors any other gods non existence...I am coming to the conclusion they ALL must be real...how cool is that!

    I'm still not to keen on the castrating idea though...maybe this is how the idea of circumcision began...

    Anyway...all this talk of flies lately and now circumcision I thought I'd tell a joke to combine the two....;.

    The Emperor of Japan advertises for a new bodygaurd. Three swordsmen apply: one is Japanese, one is Chinese, and one is Jewish. To test him, the Emperor lets a fly loose in the room and tells the Chinese swordsman to kill it. The swordsmansweeps down his blade and chops the fly in two. The Japanese swordsman is given the same test. He swings his sword twice and manages to cut the fly into quarters before it hits the ground. The Jewish swordsman is then given a fly. He chases it around the room, swings his sword a few times, then sits down with the fly buzzing around his head. "Why have you stopped?" ask the Emperor. "The fly is still alive." "Yes," replies the Jewish swordsman. "But now it's circumcised."

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  • still thinking
    still thinking
    Can I ask why what sort of proof do you what that God and His Son exist?...watersprout

    I do not need proof watersprout...because you cannot prove that ALL my gods do not exist...can you? They are as valid as yours.

  • watersprout
    watersprout
    Good thing Paul wasn't treated this way,

    Treated in what way? *Holds out pigtail for EP to pull* Would that make you feel better?

    half of the new testament wouldn't exist if you had been around back then.

    Ok then :S

    I seem to recall someone in this book saying something about not judging people. Maybe you should look into that book.

    What book would that be? The bible? Well as i'm not a follower of the bible I won't be looking into it. Oh and I didn't judge you, I pointed out FACTS!

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    Sprout my dear, i dot know what ep is playing at but i dont wanna pull your pig tail.... Although i do admitt to wanting to check out your underros :D

    That aside, Thor is clearly real. He speaks to ME! He hasnt revealed HIMSELF to be by any other name and speaks only what the all father gives him. Its a wonderfull feeling!

  • watersprout
    watersprout
    Sprout my dear, i dot know what ep is playing at but i dont wanna pull your pig tail.... Although i do admitt to wanting to check out your underros :D

    You are a dirty pervert! LMAO! Pull my pigtail DAMN IT!

    Of course Thor is real, he is on your UNDEROOS! ;)

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    Ok now i do wanna pull your pigtail.... While your wearing your underoos ;)

    I better stop before i find an angry pm from carrot :P

  • watersprout
    watersprout
    Ok now i do wanna pull your pigtail.... While your wearing your underoos ;) I better stop before i find an angry pm from carrot :P

    You are too funny! LOL!

    Carrot is poorly in bed with tonsilitius, he wouldn't care lol!

  • elderelite
    elderelite

    Seriously sprout you dont want to give me permision to be bad... I really like pulling hair, and if your in underoos.... Well Let me Just say, Thor dosent have specific laws forbidding my desires but jesus does ;)

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