by wannaexit 45 Replies latest jw friends
You know those polite calls who still allow dubs to knock on their door. Everyone had a call that would go nowhere but they always took mags.
I know some dubs who would have about 30 of these calls. They will have the car boot loaded with mags for their 'magazine route'. The RV's go nowhere though, just lonely people who like a visit and are to polite to tell them they actually don't care for the literature, just want a visit now and then.
I know this is just a rumour with no solid evidence as yet.......but.......
Will the Dubs be guilt tripped if they're not counting the same amount of gammyzines on their 'report slip(TM)'?
One crazy old bird reported the same amount of mags each month. 100 or more. Oddly enough her gammyzine order was less per month. Poor ol' gal!
It's going to become eventually the flagship for an internet cult. The Watchtower on line guarding you from reality. The Borg. has been living in la la land for so long it might as well go all the way .
It will be re-named Voyager The Next Generation heading for the final, final , final frontier staying on guard in cyber space to go where no man has gone before.
The GB will become known as the crew of the Starship or maybe Bullship.
Condensed versions of the public magazines. JW's required to print their own KMs and any other special tracts that they need for their " personal ministry ". Just imagine the thrill of a rainy Saturday morning at the home of Brother PO! Laughing, drinking coffee, printing tracts for service that morning and counting time as you fold to your hearts content! Just make sure to give some cash to cover the expense for paper and ink!
Only books used for the Book Study will be printed, along with the Bible Teach book. When the Jeremiah book is done, then anything is possible! As the FDS/GB streamlines the work, the friends can help to offset the deficiency for poor countries like Africa. Costs will go down, the R&F will still contribute due to timely reminders from Jesus the GB/FDS and profits will increase. Then the FDS/GB can pay more lawsuits and no one is the wiser.
they should have retired the awake 20 years ago. if someone wants to learn about the"amazing bugs of brazil" they can watch the discovery channel.
If they do that they will issue an article called:
" in order that they may all be one" ( John 17:21 )
Saying that they are now fulfilling Bible's prophecy ....
How about being one flock?, one hope?, one Way...?
Paulo
http://exatoverdade.blogspot.com.br/2013/01/the-rest-of-dead-is-it-true-good-news.html
