Maybe the rest of the car group was hoping for one of those Discrap Crapvention-worthy "experiences" of how the girls got chased by a mountain lion until they stuffed Memorial invitations in its mouth. Then the lion turned around and deposited the invites at Outlaw's house. He was so moved that he came back to da troof! [applause]
A Lesson Fom OUTLAW..
by OUTLAW 75 Replies latest jw experiences
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Heaven
So the dubs drive all they way out in the sticks and send two kids to your door to offer a scrap of paper? What a freakin' waste of gasoline!
LOL @ Billy! AND... they didn't even get to place them because they went to a house where someone isn't buying/accepting their crap.
Really, if they want to be 'preaching to all the inhabitted Earth' they need to travel further... like to the Amazon. I don't think these people have heard the 'life saving message' yet. I wonder how far it is from their village to the nearest Kingdumb Hell:
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rebel8
It would have been awesome if you said, "No thanks for the invitation, but just remember, the Society thinks of you as cows in heat. It's true--you can read the article yourself. That's how much respect they have for you. Also, if you go into the New System single or widowed, you are never going to have a mate again."
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wasblind
LOL @ MOSHE OMG!!!!!!!
You should really consider purchasing Bear Spray _____OUTLAW
Hey OUTLAW,
Reasonable folk would think the wild Cats & bears in your neck of the woods
could work as a repellant for Witnesses
They think of themselves as Daniel in the lions den
When I was a teen and and started drivin'. Long before GPS
I was warned that if I got lost. Don't go where the black top ends
Trust, when I was in fields service, there were times our car group found ourselves in situations my mom warned
me about
My anxiety level was high on the weekends because that was the only time my daughter would
go out in field service. I would also go through the week sometimes to accompany sisters on bible studies
at times when they would be out in the evenings
I never allowed my daughter to get in a car group that I was not part of
there were times she didn't feel comfortable leavin' the car
and I would not let anyone badger her to do so. Especially if there were dogs
Witnesses are trained to take note whats in the Householders yard
They seem to over look over grown grass and still knock on the door
of an abandoned house
You never know what to expect from one door to another
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compound complex
Good morning, OUTLAW and Lois (and all friends):
Ironically, JWs are not permitted in here.
This is a high-end neighborhood -- luxury, lakefront homes -- but the lions are not fussy; they'll plop down just anywhere. One was wandering up a resident's drive 2 miles away at dusk; on another occasion, a cat was hanging out on someone's sundeck. Warnings are posted with all too frequent regularity. I'll have to ask the neighbor whether he had called animal control. Seem to recall his exasperation that nothing could be done.
Both Joanna Barnes and Elaine Hendrix, in PT 1960 and 1998 respectively, employed the old stick-clacking device!
CoCo des Batons Clacquants
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tiki
Billy the Bethelite - that is so freakin hilarious!!! thanks for the good laugh.
this is a very interesting and educational thread. i wonder how big bear poop plops are? we live in civilization, but border conservation land, so we get bobcats, coyotes, deer, raccoons, skunks, opossums, fisher cats, the occasional weasel, foxes......i've never seen a bear in the wild, and if i do i would prefer it not be in my yard.
but - given the description of your digs, Outlaw, total insanity to send a couple defenseless little girls out there.......
interesting about the mountain lions, though....no eye contact. i would have thought the opposite - that staring them down would slow them down.
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jgnat
The local park ranger gave us the goods on the local wildlife. He stressed that even a mother partridge is a danger if she thinks her young ones are threatened. He showed us pictures of a moose with her hair raised in threat, just like a house cat. I think after the presentation it is the moose I am most scared of.
He expained that once a cougar is focused on a kill...
If you see a cougar focused on your dog, yell scream, wave your arms, anything to distract the cat from the kill.
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wasblind
Wow Coco
The home owners association for your neighborhood is doin' the Witnesses a favor
keepin' 'em out
Hello there JNAT
There were quite a few times where the fine hairs on my own neck stood up out in service
My concerned was said to be from the lack of faith . I contributed my concern to common sense
taught in my youth
I know this may sound cruel,
But if I'm out walkin' and that cougar has his eyes on my dog
Ain't no way I'd try to get it's attention over to my way
forgive me , but I'll chalk poochie up as a martyr for the cause
Which was to allow me to get away
I'm so ashamed of myself right now. Jus' for the thought of it
Jus' keepin' it real
My oldest sister don't have any children, she only has the jack russle named shortie
my sister who passed away gave her. I do believe she would challenge a cougar
for her dog
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MrFreeze
Why didn't they just send a letter?
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jgnat
Heck, a Jack Russell would take on a cougar. I"ve never seen a Jack Russell back down from a fiight.
