Disgusting characters in the Bible. Know any? (page 2)

punkofnice

Cantleave - Abraham was a twat of the lowest order too. Telling Pharoah that his wife was his sister then that imaginary foul-arsed god punished Pharoah....I mean wah????

Blondie - Agreed

Comatose - Yes. I never understood why a god of love (who doesn't exist), murdered Achan's family for Achan's theft.

mP -

A better way of phrasing the q are there any characters in the OT that are mentioned more than once or twice informally that are actually nice or kind ?

S'pose so...but there must be some idiots in the NT too like Paul, that cantleave mentioned.

WMF - Indeed.

mP

Punk:

Telling Pharoah that his wife was his sister

MP:

Sarah was his sister and his wife at the same time.! Abraham wasnot lying but he was cunning and its strange how Jehovah didnt step in early to help his "friend".

look up genesis. ask if you want the scirpture its easy to google for anyway.

Sarah was the wife of Abraham, as well as being his half-sister, the daughter of his father Terah (Genesis 20:12). The Talmud [2] iden

Finkelstein

Jehovah comes to mind, for example whenever someone gave his ( chosen People ) trouble or hassle he would kill not the people involved,

he would kill their first borns who were innocent of any wrong doing.

This came from a god who said to be loving, just and righteous ....... Really ?

No wonder JWS are so screwed up !

There were a lot of disgusting and unjust things occurring from this ancient civilization such as .....

Lot's wife for looking back

Gen.19:26 , BT

1

Er who was "wicked in the sight of the Lord"

Gen.38:7 , BT12

Onan for spilling his seedGen.38:10 , BT

13

For dancing naked around Aaron's golden calfEx.32:27-28, 35 , BT30003003

Aaron's sons for offering strange fire before the LordLev.10:1-3 , Num.3:4 , 26:61 , BT23005

A blasphemerLev.24:10-23 , BT13006

A man who picked up sticks on the SabbathNum.15:32-36 , BT

13007

Korah, Dathan, and Abiram (and their families)Num.16:27 , BT12+3019+

Burned to death for offering incenseNum.16:35 , 26:10 , BT2503269+

For complaining Num.16:49 , BT14,70017,969+

For "committing whoredom with the daughters of Moab"Num.25:9 , BT

24,00041,969+

Midianite massacre (32,000 virgins were kept alive)Num.31:1-35 , BT90,000+131,969+

God tells Joshua to stoned to death Achan (and his family) for taking the accursed thing.Joshua 7:10-12 , 24-26 , BT5+131,974+

God tells Joshua to attack Ai and do what he did to Jericho (kill everyone).Joshua 8:1-25 , BT12,000143,974+

God delivered Canaanites and PerizzitesJudges 1:4 , BT

10,000153,974+

Ehud delivers a message from God: a knife into the king's bellyJg.3:15-22 , BT1153,975+

God delivered MoabitesJg.3:28-29 , BT10,000163,975+

God forces Midianite soldiers to kill each other.

Jg.7:2-22 , 8:10 , BT120,000283,975+

The Spirit of the Lord comes on SamsonJg.14:19 , BT

30284,005+

The Spirit of the Lord comes mightily on SamsonJg.15:14-15 , BT1000285,005+

Samson's God-assisted act of terrorismJg.16:27-30 , BT3000288,005+

"The Lord smote Benjamin"

Jg.20:35-37 , BT25,100313,105+

More BenjamitesJg.20:44-4625,000

338,105+

For looking into the ark of the Lord1 Sam.6:1950,070388,175+

God delivered Philistines

1 Sam.14:1220388,195+

Samuel (at God's command) hacks Agag to death1 Sam.15:32-331388,196+

"The Lord smote Nabal."1 Sam.25:381388,197+

Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling2 Sam.6:6-7 , 1 Chr.13:9-10

1388,198+

David and Bathsheba's baby boy2 Sam.12:14-181388,199+

Seven sons of Saul hung up before the Lord2 Sam.21:6-97388,206+

From plague as punishment for David's census (men only; probably 200,000 if including women and children)2 Sam.24:13 , 1 Chr.21:7

70,000+458,206+

A prophet for believing another prophet's lie1 Kg.13:1-241458,207+

God delivers the Syrians into the Israelites' hands1 Kg.20:28-29100,000558,207+

God makes a wall fall on Syrian soldiers1 Kg.20:3027,000

585,207+

God sent a lion to eat a man for not killing a prophet1 Kg.20:35-361585,208+

Ahaziah is killed for talking to the wrong god.

2 Kg.1:2-4, 17 , 2 Chr.22:7-91585,209+

Burned to death by God2 Kg.1:9-12102

585,311+

God sends two bears to kill children for making fun of Elisha's bald head2 Kg.2:23-2442585,343+

Trampled to death for disbelieving Elijah

2 Kg.7:17-201585,344+

Jezebel2 Kg.9:33-371585,355+

God sent lions to kill "some" foreigners2 Kg.17:25-263+585,358+

Sleeping Assyrian soldiers2 Kg.19:35 , 2 Chr.32:21 , Is.37:36

185,000770,358+

Saul1 Chr.10:141770,359+

God delivers Israel into the hands of Judah2 Chr.13:15-17500,0001,270,359+

Jeroboam2 Chr.13:20

11,270,360+

"The Lord smote the Ethiopians."2 Chr.14:9-141,000,0002,270,360+

God kills Jehoram by making his bowels fall out2 Chr.21:14-1912,270,361+

Ezekiel's wifeEzek.24:15-181

2,270,362+

Ananias and SapphiraActs 5:1-1022,270,364+

outsmartthesystem

Lot - Here you go.......angry and lustful mob. Please rape my daughters

zed is dead

Geez,

This is the first time I inspired a thread!

zed

My vote is for 'righteous' King David; others were maybe worse, but they also are not constantly pushed in our faces by the WT as being in the line of the Messiah, and forgiven by God for some good reason.

cobaltcupcake

The guy who was so in love with his runaway concubine that he traveled some distance from his home to retrieve her then the next day threw her out to a crowd who raped her until she was dead. Then he dismembered her body and distributed the pieces around the country, inciting a civil war that nearly wiped out an entire tribe of Israel.

OnTheWayOut

Don't forget Solomon.

God gives that ungrateful bastard everything. David's family literally kills each other so this guy can be king, God gives him the wisdom he needs and riches beyond compare. What does he do?

He gets hundreds and hundreds of women, so that he can bed (several) different ones each and every frigging night, and lets his penis lead him away from serving properly.

Wait.......

Nevermind......

If I had a choice between serving that "Jehovah" and bedding several different women every night of my life, the only thing I would be sorry about is that Viagara doesn't exist yet. Make Solomon a good guy instead. One of the early guys in the Bible to have it all and still say

Hasa Diga Eebowai

mamochan13

How about Cain and Abel. Cain for hating his younger brother and murdering him because the sky daddy liked him better.

Then there is Jacob's family. Jacob for showing blatant favoritism to his youngest child, Joseph. Joseph's brothers, who gang up on him and sell him to some passing slavers, then bring his fancy jacket back to their father covered with blood as proof he was dead.

Photiphar's wife for lusting after a young boy (Joseph) and trying to rape him. Then lying and having him falsely imprisoned.

Tater-T

correction Punk .. jehovah can be included because you want bible characters.. and he is a character in the bible..

he gets my vote .. told his people not to steal, kill, or covet.... then tells them to covet neighbors land, kill everyone in it, and steal it..

if he want them to have a land flowing with milk and honey, why not make the dessert bloom with his great magic powers..

Disgusting characters in the Bible. Know any?