by RayPublisher 100 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Pretty soon, pirates will be preaching
with Prince!
JW weddings will never be the same again!
Yo hoho! Ahoy, Matey! Don't batten down your hatches when I come up the driveway. I'm here to teach you about Jehovah's Kingdom so he doesn't make you walk the plank, savvy?
Newly En. thanks but
I still get mixed up I can't tell my aarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh from my graarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.
Still you can't beat a bit of buckling your swash !
Well dang it! If there will be pirates in the new system, why did I leave WT then? They never told me I could have a chance of studying the bible with a pirate, I might go back to WT just for the "pirate benefit" What do pirates do best? Need I say more? hahahaha (raping and pillaging)
...but I must say I am disturbed by the fact they made the pirate clean up his look....they are always more sexy with long hair and beards
I don't want to study with a pirate.
But, I call first dibs on studying with Genghis Khan.
If he's unavailable, Vlad the Impaler will do.
Joke: when asked why he had a ship's steering wheel on the front of his pants,
the pirate replied: "AAAAAARRRGH! Aye, matey- It's driving me nuts!"
Riiiight. The boy would MUCH RATHER be in a verdant park perusing a study book than on the deck of a PIRATE SHIP!
For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.... Matt 6:21
Of course they want pirates to become JWs!!! They have lots of treasure...... don't they?
This is to inane to leave a smart ass comment.
Wait, is this real?
No way... no. I refuse to accept that. An organization that claims to have unlocked the wisdom of the one and only Creator of all things, does this?
Wait, is this real?
No way... no. I refuse to accept that. An organization that claims to have unlocked the wisdom of the one and only Creator of all things, does this?
This is like the freak in the van pulling up at a playground.
"Any of you kids want some candy?"
I see the pirate is making good progress in the study, the beard has gone.
Splash
