My Letter of Disassociation has been rejected!!!! LOL

by confusedandalone 58 Replies latest members private

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Hilarious!

    I laughed with the power of 1000 hurricances

  • JakeM2012
    JakeM2012

    Confusedandalone, I guess this is in line with the criticism that some elder bodies had of a absent spouses admitting adultery in either writing or verbal communication that was relayed to the elders via a letter or other means to the spouse wanting a scriptural divorce. In years past they would study the handwriting signature as if they were handwriting specialists, lol, and make a decision if the remaining spouse was up to something ot free to marry.

    And then they would say, "You must wear a red A on you garments". Oh, that story has already been told.

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    When I quit attending, I was ordered to attend a jc on the charge I was seen in a car smoking.

    I still lived w/my parents so I had to go or get kicked out of the house. My jw mother had financially abused me so I had no cash to move.

    I went and kept repeating, "I just don't want to attend the meetings anymore." I denied the charge which was untrue. They asked if I had sex with the guy I was seeing, and I honestly said no. They couldn't pin anything on me because I honestly didn't do anything. Then they went the apostate/deny the FDS route. I refused to take the bait and just kept saying I do not want to go to the meetings anymore, and I wouldn't be coming back.

    Afterwards my mothers told me the other elders were really mad at the 2 elders who met with me because they did not get my kh key back. I gave it up and lol'd--"What reason would I have for wanting it?"

    Then they asked for my pioneer ID card back. I couldn't find it and frankly I couldn't care less so I blew it off. They kept asking and said I MUST return it. Again I said, "Why on Earth would I even want it? Do they honestly think I am going to go around showing it to people and claiming I'm a pioneer? The only thing I can do with that card is get literature discounts at the assemblies. What am I going to do, sneak in to the convention and save $1 on some books I don't want to read?" lol

    After all that, they kept assigning me talks. They said I had to call them personally to cancel the talk--they would not accept my mom's word for it. I said absolutely not. She said what is going to happen when they call your name then? I said I guess there will be an awkward silence.

    Oh, and a while after that, a bro invited me to go out in field service with him!

    I hate you, don't leave me. Silly people, small minds.

  • Julia Orwell
    Julia Orwell

    @ Clarity, it's Confused and Alone's acronym.

  • laverite
    laverite

    They got mixed up in a highly legalistic religious doomsday cult/publishing corporation. It's sad, really. At this point they are harrassing you, and any more time you spend dealing with their petty requirements is a big waste.

    What is happening with the Bethelite gal with apostate leanings you hired?

  • tootired2care
    tootired2care

    These people are unreal, they really are the botchtower society. When I stepped down they told me that I needed to get approval from the branch. They messed up the paperwork and I had to have another round of procedings with the elders. I love your plan to just leave those fuck3rs hanging!

  • confusedandalone
    confusedandalone

    Our ex-bethelite friend has assured us that none of what is happening matters to her. She is a constant reader here - I have seen her looking during work.

    We discuss alot of things in regards to religion. The biggest shock to me was a conversation we had on Paulinity and how she feels that everything after the Gospels is really just the ramblings of a failed Pharisee. This floored me actually.

    Most importantly she likes to work saturday mornings LOL - I think that is all that needs to be said about that LOL

  • LV101
    LV101

    Love your laughter and attitude.

  • rmt1
    rmt1

    Enjoyed that story, rebel8.

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    Can you file your resignation in triplicate and sign all three in black ink?

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