2002-2003 ZEALOUS BRAIN WASHERS
District Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses
FRIDAY
Imitate The BRAIN WASHING of Our Lords, The Governing Body - Joel 2:17
Morning
9:30 Music
9:40 Song 193 and Prayer
9:50 Rejoice In Coming Together and be Brain Washed
10:20 Hearing from Fellow Kingdom Brain Washers
10:50 Song 151 and Announcements
11:00 Take Exquisite Delight in Brain Washing
11:20 Show Yourselves Braom Washed and be Thankful
11:50 Keynote Address: Kingdom Proclaimers Fired with Brain Washing
12:20 Song 31 and Intermission (for those who aren't brain washed)
Afternoon
2:00 Music
2:05 Song 92
2:10 Be Fearless in Knowing That the Governing Body is With Us
2:30 Symposium: Micah's Prophecy Strengthens Us to Brain Wash
* Jehovah's Servants Have True Hope in Brain Washing
* We Will Walk in Jehovah's Name Forever Brain Washed!
* What Does Jehovah Expect of Us? Umm, Brain Washing?
3:30 Song 80 and Announcements
3:40 Maintain Chastity by Safeguarding Your Brain Washed Mind
4:00 Guard Against Deception but not our Brain Washing
4:25 Worship the Only True Governing Body...With Zestfully Clean Brain Washing
4:55 Song 6 and Closing Prayer
SATURDAY
Be Zealous For What Is Good and Good is Brain Washing - 1Pe3:13
Morning
9:30 Music
9:40 Song 133 and Prayer
9:50 Examining the Scripts Daily Builds Brain Washing
10:00 Symposium: Kingdom Proclaimers Who Glorify Their Brain Washing
* Handle the Word of God Aright with Brain Washing
* Help Others to Accept the Brain Washing
* Focus on Starting Brain Washing
11:00 Song 161 and Announcements
11:10 Why "Brain Washing Incessantly"
11:30 Spiritual Conversation Builds Up Brain Washing
11:50 How Dedication and Baptism Lead to Brain Washing
12:20 Song 55 and Intermission
Afternoon
2:00 Music
2:05 Song 158
2:10 Be Modest, and Keep Your Brain Washed
2:40 Trust the Governing Body in Times of Dis-dress
3:10 Song 47 and Announcements
3:20 Symposium: The Quality of Our Faith Tested by...you guessed it..BRAIN WASHING!
* Suffering Persecution for the Sake of the Governing Body
* Meeting the Issue of Brain Washing
* Faithfully Enduring Trials Brings Praise to the Governing Body
4:20 Draw Close to Brain Washing
4:50 Song 97 and Closing Prayer
SUNDAY
A People Zealous For Fine BRAIN WASHING-Tit 2:14
Morning
9:90 Music
9:40 Song 30 and Prayer
9:50 Examining the Scriptures Daily Promotes Fine Brain Washing
10:00 Is Your Confidence in the Governing Body?
10:40 Youths-Build for the Future with our BRAIN WASHING
11:00 Song 183 and Announcements
11:10 DRAMA: Stand Firm in Troubled Times and don't watch Dateline...EVER!
11:40 Be Like Jeremiah-Fearlessly Brain Wash the Ignorant
12:00 Song 70 and Intermission
Afternoon
1:30 Music
1:40 Song 129 and Prayer
1:50 Public Discourse: "The Brain Washing of This World Is Changing"
2:35 Song 181 and Announcements
2:40 Summary of Brain Washing..err, wait, we mean the Watchtower
3:10 Abound in Fine Works as Zealous Brain Washers
Looking at this from an "optamistic point of view", their won't be a lot of "dirty" minds after this assembly.
D8TA