Okay, let's do something the GB clearly doesn't want us to do, let's think this thing through.
Since this footnote tells us that this information regarding "infidelity, ... homosexuality, or incest, and among children, increased behavioral and academic problems, aggression, anxiety, depression, or suicidal tendencies" comes not from rigorous scientific studies, but from "Reports from various countries," we can safely conclude that the individuals committing these heinous sexual atrocities and other egregious acts against nature, common decency and overall good study habits, are not being committed by (*GASP*) worldy people, but are in fact being perpertrated by Jehovah's own Witnesses!
[Oh, the horror!]
Yes, boys and girls, it's not that nasty neighbor that is part of Satan's old world that's doing the horizontal mambo with his sister/brother/mother/daughter/neighbor's goat while his wife is away in a foreign land earning less than minimum wage because he can't manage to keep a full-time job because his lazy ass is too busy "preaching the kingdom" by knocking on empty doors; oh no, my little ones. It's some brother or sister in your own congregation that has succumb to temptation and begun swinging every which way including loose. Why? Because they have failed to listen to the counsel of Jehovah and his Faithful and Discreet 7 Dwarves; and as a result of this treachery, they have made the unwise decision to seek employment away from home!
Do not be misled, little children, for the hour is late and the end is nigh! We must fight against any and all evil tendencies to covet (ie, "sexually desire" from the Greek: "butt-fuckos") anything that moves.
No little ones. Slave for Jehovah and his organization! Slave for the Lord! Advertise, advertise, advertise the JW.ORG and his Website!
And don't forget to send in that monthly tithe thingy that we're not calling a tithe. (Tony needs his tight pants.)
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