On Cockroaches:

by SixofNine 39 Replies latest jw friends

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    Don't be overly frightened. Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of them.

  • bitter mango
    bitter mango

    *squish*

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    really? now thatz a relief. *nervous smirk*

    oh cukaracha cukaracha la la la la la la la

  • VioletAnai
    VioletAnai

    BUT THEY ARE JUST SO HIDEOUS!!!!!!

  • terafera
    terafera

    Six is right. The othe night I went down the hall to use the bathroom and opened the door to find a big cockroach having a sandwich on the floor. He saw me, yelled 'Holy Crap!!!!' and ran like a bullet. I'm sure his heart is still beating like crazy.....

  • joeshmoe
    joeshmoe

    They're just hoping for a nuclear war so they can go back to enjoying the planet without us around.

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    LOL terafera

  • Marilyn
    Marilyn

    Why did 'hovah create cockroaches?

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    And how does SixofNine KNOW so much 'bout what they b thinkin'?

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    My father was cruel to the cockroaches, just as he was to all of god's creatures. Sure, he could break a cockroach in a week or two, or even in a crunchy second, but I learned to talk to them, to "gentle" them. I am a cockroach whisperer.

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