He's a roach emapthiser or is that a roach apologist? Perhaps he was a roach in his last life? Maybe he is getting in early in case he is reincarnated a roach next time round. Who knows? It's a mystery.
On Cockroaches:
by SixofNine 39 Replies latest jw friends
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joeshmoe
The cockroach whisperer. Now there's a movie I'd go to see.
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simplesally
A cockroach whisperer? Now, I thought men preferred something better than that!
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Reborn2002
LMAO
Cockroach Whisperer
SixofNine made a funny.
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Marilyn
OK, if Six is a cockroach whisperer - can some one PLEASE tell me if flea circus's are real?? Or do I have a weeny bit of gulibility left over from dubdom?
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SPAZnik
i haven't laffed this hard in months. cockroach whisperer...that is absolutely priceless
ok, now that you have reduced me to tears...
grinnin'SPAZ
Edited by - SPAZnik on 21 June 2002 2:38:14
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COMF
Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of them.
Yes, I've found that to be true. They try to scare you with a blustering approach, but as soon as they realize you're not afraid of them, they change into flustered, confused and frightened little guys. They mumble a few words to excuse themselves, pack their stuff in their bookbags, and make a hasty exit.
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Valis
If only boric acid worked as well on roaches as it did publishers....*the polyester covered arms and legs twitching int the air...book bags strewn about with mags that melt in the light of truth dripping out the side.....*...simple truths always smother complicated lies...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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SPAZnik
valis - i'm hoping you meant to say "if only it worked as well on publishers as on roaches"
or have you actually tried it on publishers, hence the graphic visual? teehee -
BugParadise
Who is the Cockroach class? I guess we could call the 'anointed' the Locust Class. Now that the 'anointed' are getting older, the WTS has the 'given ones' to help out the governing body. These would fittingly be the 'Creeping Unwinged Locust Class." That leaves the 'other sheep,' the vast majority of JWs in the Cockroach Class.
*** w92 5/1 11 Keep Close in Mind the Day of Jehovah ***
9 Listen now to "the word of Jehovah that occurred to Joel": "Hear this, you older men, and give ear, all you inhabitants of the land. Has this occurred in your days, or even in the days of your forefathers? Concerning it give an account to your own sons, and your sons to their sons, and their sons to the following generation. What was left by the caterpillar, the locust has eaten; and what was left by the locust, the creeping, unwinged locust has
eaten; and what the creeping, unwinged locust has left, the cockroach has eaten."-Joel 1:1-4.
10 This is a campaign extraordinaire, one that will be memorialized for all time. Wave upon wave of insects, most prominently locusts, devastate the land. What does this mean? Revelation 9:1-12 also speaks of a plague of locusts, sent forth by Jehovah under "a king, the angel of the abyss," who is none other than Christ Jesus. His names Abaddon (Hebrew) and Apollyon (Greek) mean "Destruction" and "Destroyer." These locusts picture the anointed remnant of Christians who, now in the Lord's day, go forth to devastate Christendom's pastures by completely exposing false religion and proclaiming Jehovah's vengeance upon it.
11 As indicated by Revelation 9:13-21, the locust plague is succeeded by a huge plague of cavalry. How true this is today, as the few thousand remaining anointed Christians are reinforced by more than four million "other sheep" together making up an irresistible cavalry! (John 10:16) They unite in proclaiming Jehovah's stinging judgments on Christendom's idolaters and on those who 'do not repent of their murders nor of their spiritistic practices nor of their fornication nor of their thefts.' Clergy-both Catholic and Protestant-who have actively supported the murderous wars of this century, as well as pedophiliac priests and perverted TV evangelists, are among those against whom these judgment messages are directed.
~Bugs