Any Funny Virgin Honeymoon stories?

by Perfection Seeker 33 Replies latest social relationships

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  ApagaLaLuz

  Not a honeymoon story.... but a virginity story.

  I had already left the JWs and was living on my own. My boyfriend and I were together for 5 months and had our share of heavy petting. He was not a virgin. I was 20, he was 19. So I decided finally to let him de-flower me. He got a really nice room at the Hilton.

  We watched porn together. I was terrified of the pain I was supposed to feel. Finnaly I just jumped on him. He was errect, put the condom on, and soon as he stuck his head in me, he came.

  Well he rested a bit and we decided to give it another go. This time much better. He was a very little guy though. We changed positions a view times. Well when he rolled me over missionary style I Queefed (spelling?)

  I didn't know what it was, he thought I farted. I DIDN'T!!!!!!

  Anyway he started laughing hysterically and went soft. Then he rolled over and went to sleep.

  A few months later I had a great experience with a VERY well endowed guy who officially popped my cherry. It was so great that it was that night I started smoking.

  <chevy>
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  kenpodragon

  I had a good friend who did not have sex with his "elder daughter" wife for three months after they got married. She was so wound up in guilt that she would not even let him see her naked. Finally he got her to drink some wine with dinner and she loosened up a bit and they did the deed, she cried the whole next day and would not talk to him. She then went to her mom and was all upset, to which he mom told her to do it more and enjoy. It took another week before she did and then they were in the bedroom for three days rocking it every way possible. She turned into quite the sexual addict and he missed a few meetings for awhile, since she wanted to do more.

  Real example of the spring breaking loss.
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  2cute2btrue

  my dub sister and brother-in-law were both virgins till marriage and my sister being unused to sleeping with a man woke up in the middle of the night and beat the shit out of the 'intuder' in the bed. lol
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  troucul

  Good hotel story Xandria...hey, that maid deserved it...

  While I'm kind of proud to say that my wife and I were virgins on our wedding night, at the same time I resented her for ruining a potentially beautiful experience. Our relationship changed that same night. When she blurted out, "Ok, let's get this over with". It cut straight to my heart. Instead of doing it, I should have just went out for a drive. Going though with it seemed to lead to years of being complicit and allowing her to be abusive. But I shouldn't really blame her, her home life wasn't really conducive to allowing an intimate relationship. (her dad being an abusive elder and all) That first year of marriage was the worst year of my life. We somehow made it through, but in the end all the pain caused by the 'troof' had too much of a negative effect on us. It wore us down and finally destroyed our relationship. Who knows, maybe someday when our paths cross again we can forget all the pain and start again. Or maybe it's a lost cause. Her family really hates me now and always will. Oh well, enough whining...