Naive young Farkel of Tuvalu wrote:
But then again, what did Jesus know? The mighty Watchtower Corporation doesn't have to listen to him. Never did.
You wouldn't be able to prove this Wild assertion about God's Only Visible Organization, now, would you, Young Farkel?
The next thing you'll be telling me is that in their "The Greatest MAN Who Ever Lived" book:
(a) they are referring to Jesus, and
(b) The word MAN appears in a font five times larger than any other on the book cover!
Now, what sort of idiot do you think I am to believe that they could do this... and still be believed by any sane person to be CHRISTIANS?
Teddy Jaracz of THE GOVERNING BODY(tm) says:
"We do not go BEYOND the things that [are] written."
Written WHERE, Teddy? On your shriveled-up evil old ass?
You may be wrong here too, young Farks!
I heard tell that the things are NOT written on the ASS of the JACK Class, but allegedly on another, far more shriveled-up piece of its anatomy, one so small as to be almost invisible most of the time: the JACK of the ASS Class! Indeed, to read the "things" that are written would mean you have to get up real close and personal, and that might pose all sorts of Spiritual and Worldly dangers for you. And IF YOU WENT BEYOND THE THINGS THAT ARE WRITTEN, into regions where even the ex-jW President Nathan Knorr faied to pubicly probe during his Bethel Toiletries, you will be in uncharted bush country indeed, with all the Fleshly Perils that reside therein.
And if you continue to rudely press him, as did that lowly, disrespectful, soon-to-be-birdseed Worldly female Householder on Panorama, he might ejaculate that some thing or another was "strictly to your satisfaction", like in:
@ http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=32300&site=3
On a completely different subject: WHAT A MARVELLOUS CULT-LEADER IS MR JARACZ! HE FITS IN *SO WELL* TO THE ***NEW LIGHT*** ABOUT HIS ORGANIZATION.
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Focus
(His SECOND "COMING" will be STRICTLY INVISIBLE Class)
Edited by - Focus on 18 July 2002 17:32:0