A drunken man is stumbling down the sidewalk when a nun approaches from the other direction.
He pushes her to the ground, stands over her and taunts:
"Well, you're not so tough, are ya Batman?"
So Has Anyone Got A Joke For HL Then?
by Englishman 31 Replies latest jw friends
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Ravyn
CAJUN FISHING:
Boudreaux, was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana recently
with
two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
fish?"
"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!"
"Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de bayou and let dem
swim
'round for a while. I whistle and dey jump rat back into dere ice
chests
and I take dem home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
Boudreaux looked at the game warden for a moment and then said,"It's
de
truth
ma' fren, I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
Boudreaux poured the fish in to the bayou and stood and waited. After
several
minutes, the game warden turned to him and said,
"Well?"
"Well, what?" said the Cajun.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH."
"What fish?"