The Secret Way Elders Are Actually Appointed

by minimus 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • IslandWoman
    IslandWoman

    Minimus! Say it isn't so!

    What are we talking about anyway?

  • roybatty
    roybatty

    Ummmm....so the paddle and being spanked in front of the other elders wasn't part of the official process of being appointed? Dam! I knew something was fishy!

  • imanaliento
    imanaliento

    it was insightful to see how holy spirit truly moves to have one appointed, in the congregation here, you just have to be related to someone.

  • Tinkerbell4125
    Tinkerbell4125

    Funny TR!

    But seriously, it's politics baby, politics and of course alot of ass kissing! Yeah baby Yeah! lol

  • Valis
    Valis

    "And lo he did mow the Kingdom Hall lawn for fourty days and fourty nights and Jehovah did bless him, and a bigger asshole he did become.." From the book of The Guide To Idiot Understanding Chap 1:3.

    Farkel..its not too late for that picture to disappear...I take credit cards...eheheh..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • johnny_was_good
    johnny_was_good

    During last years Kingdom Ministry School there was a demonstration of what could happen during the CO visit. As we all know these talks are the Net. If I'm not mistaken the talk on Saturday at 3:20.

  • ThiChi
    ThiChi

    Farkel:

    Hey, I am 100% male, and I think I love you too! (as a brother, that is! hehe)

    At any rate, it is really if you get along with the Elders and you also show up for service at least once a week (Saturdays).

    Edited by - thichi on 29 October 2002 19:41:6

  • minimus
    minimus

    Thi Chi, good point about showing up for Saturday service. That's really all you have to do and then direct the flock and then go for coffee.

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