Since Swedish Chef has not a single counter-argument, it resorts to name-calling:
: Farkel, I can tell you right now: your mother did a terrible job raising you.
You have no arguments. Therefore my mother is a witch and I was raised wrong. Well, THAT makes perfect sense.
: Your rude, ignorant, spiteful, and hateful.
Yeah? What about my arguments? NONE of which you bothered to address. I had a bunch.
: It would do you some good to learn some respect...,
I have no respect for blowhards that cannot prove what they preach. That means YOU, bubba.
...manners,
I don't need to show any manners for assholes who vilify my own mother without ever knowing her, fuckweed.
...and humility.
You mean humility as in the way YOU display it? No thank you. I'd rather have colon cancer and herpes.
: Most of all, you need the love of Christ in your life.
So I can be like YOU? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Toss in syphilus for good measure. I'd rather have that too than be like you.
: John 3:16 "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
1st Farkel 9:12: "For Farkel so loved his fellow humans, he put up with intolerable assholes and tried to reason with them until he realized they would always be intolerable assholes."
My holy words are just as good as your holy words, and if you don't like them, I have other holy words.
2 Peter 3:3-5b "...there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts, And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation. For this they willingly are ignorant..."
2 Peter 3:3-5 is a very revealing verse, and it was written to comfort the idiots who still continue to believe crap that hasn't happened all these 2,000 years later. It is the perfect Cult verse: "hang on forever. Maybe SOME day this stuff will happen." Well, 2,000 years is beyond my attention span and it is beyond any reasonable person's attention span. That's over SIXTY generations of people, Swedish Chef! Jesus said "THIS" generation would NOT pass away until all these things he said would happen, happened. Now we are SIXTY generations down the road and nothing has happened.
Let me put this in perspective for you, Swedish Chef: The people who believed that THIS generation would not pass away until Jesus' words were fulfilled are the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandparents of people like you who still believe that crap.
Jesus lied, or at least those who wrote about what Jesus said lied. Either way, the Bible cannot be trusted.
So take your "humility" and preach to someone stupid. I'm not stupid.
Farkel