Embarrassing stories..

by Aztec 25 Replies latest jw experiences

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  starfish422

  This is one I'd like to forget but thank goodness for a good friend, it could have been worse!

  When I was 17, our Disctrict Convention was at Skydome in TO; going to Toronto was a treat because we actually got to stay in a hotel!! Normally we went to Ottawa for DCs so we would stay with family there. Anyways, my dad was in charge of the sound for the entire convention so I often got up earlier to go with him in the mornings on the subway, while my mom and little sister came along later. So it was early mornings; and on the Saturday night I stayed in a room with my best friend who was in the same hotel, and we got almost nooooo sleep.

  The Monday morning following, I was at home in my parents' kitchen and I fainted, I would assume from fatigue. I should have spent the day at home resting but I got a call from my best friend to go in service that afternoon, and since I was auxiliary pioneering that summer, I decided to go. It helped that this guy I had a HUGE crush on was going as well.

  Anyways, we got to a door and I started my presentation; turned to my Bible scripture and started reading it. Halfway the scripture, realized with horror that it had absolutely NOTHING to do with what was being featured in the magazines that week!! ACK. I was lost. My mind went blank and after an eternity (or a few seconds) of complete silence, I said to my crush, "I'm sorry, M____, would you like to go ahead?"

  He took over for me and totally saved my sorry butt. :) Goodness knows what I'd have said to the householder if I hadn't had someone there who could do that. When we got back to the car, I just laid down in the back seat and rested and they took me home. Thank goodness I had already told my best friend what had happened that morning and she had the good sense to put an end to it.

  And one time at a circuit assembly, I stood up for the final prayer and the sister behind me leaned forward and said, "Dear, you have some blood on the back of your skirt". I was wearing a cream-colored skirt. Wanted the floor to open up and swallow me.
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  cruzanheart

  Now that I'm 47, this isn't nearly as embarrassing as it was when I was 25, but here goes: Big Tex and I had been pioneering together (dating) for about five months. One Saturday we met at a local mall to drive together to Tyler to see a quick-build Hall being built. Don't know why we did that other than we wanted to be alone, and it was a LONG drive. Saw the quick-build, visited with some friends, and drove back to Dallas. It was twilight, and in the parking lot of the mall as we said good-bye we kind of naturally fell into each other's arms and had our first kiss. It was a real sizzler and when we finally parted we realized that the entire automotive department of Sears (which was evidently close to where we were parked) was lined up cheering and applauding for us! Exit, Stage Left! I floated all the way home, with Alabama playing on the radio (that was the year of "Urban Cowboy," y'all). Ah, memories!

  Nina
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  Jesika

  Ok, this one is a doozy.

  I was 21 and still stripping. I was sitting at a table with another stripper with 2 guys at the table. Well, she did a table dance first and then it was my turn.

  I was wearing a bright yellow G-string, and I finished my lap dance. The guy seemed embarressed, which isn't unusual but seemed strange to me since he wasn't new to the strip clubs.

  Well, I collected my $ and went to go freshen up. I get in the dressing room and bend over in the mirror to make sure everything is on the right way. (remember I was wearing a bright yellow g-string) To my horror, I had a bright orange spot--well, you get the picture.

  I was sooooooooooo embarressed and pissed off since the other stripper never said a word to me.

  I changed and confronted the other girl at the table in frount of the guys (they already knew about it), which almost ended up in me and her fighting. She moved clubs the next day.

  So, needless to say from that day forward I usually stayed with the BLACK g-strings.

  Jes
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  Curious Mind

  My most recent moment came a few months back when after being raised as a jw i finally realised my dream and joined the airforce, passed recruit school and was finally allowed to play with the big boys.A group of us were standing around waiting for an exercise to start all cammed up weapons in hand looking mean when the warrant officer standing opposite me looks me in the eye and says you do realise your fly is down. DOH i just turned around and had a nice little cry.
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  SheilaM

  I always loved the Southern hoop style dress so I decided on one for my wedding, I never thought to see if I could get through door. Well, on our wedding day I hear the music (Captain and Tennille The Wedding Song) it is being played at the wrong speed (for the younger crowd it was a record the black vinyl thing that spun on a record player) the brother (who I believe did it on purpose had a squared dance player that has different speeds. Well, I am ticked that my song sounds like the friggin chipmunks on crackand so I stand at the door with my Dad trying to look Bride like, I go to move through the door and we get stuck!! I motion Dad on and in all my grace I push my hoop dress in with my hands and do a jumping pivot turn into the roomLOL I looked like a lumber jack or somethin storming in LOL What can I say...
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  Buster

  I was once seen, by a friend from work, going into ... a ... Barry Manilow concert