What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like? (page 10)

minimus

Since TresHappy is not finishing this romance, could someone give us the ending of this story? Doe it end like this or like this?

Sorry guys, I've got more to post but it's at work. With all this stuff going on in my life, I simply haven't had the desire to start writing again. But, I am feeling much better and I'll post another bit on Monday.

Can you wait a little longer minimus?

minimus

TODAY IS TUESDAY......I'm waiting...........

Frannie Banannie

OMG!! I've laffed so hard, there's tears runnin' down my legs!!!

Frannie B

Panda

Well, let's talk about another couple and how they met:

Our sister Trudy was married to a big tall worldly guy who had stopped having sex with her years ago. She was a nice looking gal and wore figure revealing outfits, with Fredericks of Hollywood *f---- me* stilletto heeled shoes with 4 in heels. And no panties or pantyhose.

At the Hall she would move her fingers up and down her curvy sides whenever she went up to the book counter. She'd often adjust her bra straps there too. It was hard for her to hand over her cash for books, her hands shook. Brother Getty would reach over the counter to help place her books into her bookbag. His head would end up at the edge of the counter and Trudy would move ever so slightly "Oh thanks let me give you some room."

Bros. Getty said he'd like to study with her husband if he would study. Trudy said "Oh bros Getty, would you please", as she hugged him he felt the faintest tip of nipples against his shirt. Quickly Bros Getty excused himself and went to the rest room ---for 10 minuets.

When he came out she smiled a big "did I do good grin" and he looked embarrassed, and smiled back. Everyone considered him kind 've shy. And then --- "oh ~~damn~~ gosh look what I did. My heel is caught on this fine KH carpet." We'll help you sister, said bro.Notanylately and MS bro Newbie. They helped Trudy steady herself. Newbie went and got her a chair to sit down while the two brothers removed her shoes in order to get them unstuck from a bit of carpet loop. As these brothers bent to their project they turned in tandem to see Trudy's Brazillian wax job which she'd just gotten that saturday afternoon so it was a little puffy and pink.

"Umm Umm," said Newbie "Oh look I see you're red toe polish is dusty right here" as he licked the toe Trudy giggled and said "oh you stop that I'll about wet my pants." Bro.Notanylately made a gutterall sound in his throat ... Sister NotanyLately, walked up and asked Trudy if she'd pio next month with a few other sisters. "Oh sure." "Good " says Sister NotanyLately," Bros Getty says he'll help with the driving the whole month."As she steadied herself on those stillettos of hers." with book bag in hand. She asked loudly if anyone was gonna' do RV's that day (being sunday and return visits weren't home so they could place older mags, talk, eat and count their time.

Trudy opened the door to her Miata. She flinched as she put her right foot in, and kept her left foot out. Bro.Getty said "Oh you can't drive a manual with that foot or those shoes." "Oh and only room for two publishers! But the gas mileage was good." said Bro. Getty. So Trudy slid over the gear shift to the passenger side.

minimus

So now we're going to get the "R" rated version of this thread, huh?..... Where's the romance?

Panda

Minimus, The romance is there it's just not teenage romance. It's adult romance. And this one BTW has enough bits of reality to make it an historical "romance" novel. But if you'd rather I stop ---

minimus

let's see what happens next......

TresHappy

This week is the first day of school and I've been putting hours on end these past few weeks. It's not an excuse, just the truth. Until school and work calm down, I cannot continue my story - sorry.

Valis

Today was Borther Ron's greatest day. He had been selected to read from the stage . It was just after the song and the speaker was about to preside over the Watchtower study when young Ron saw it...it happened to be Sister Sarah's lace...dainty lace slip that ran down her legs...It didn't matter that Sister Sarah was 82, but for that instant the Watchtower was his only saving grace...it went from spreading the good news of the kingdom to hiding his sudden arrousal..The End

Sincerely,

District Overbeer of the "Porn Again" class

What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like?

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