What Would A Jehovah's Witness Romance Novel Be Like?

by minimus 162 Replies latest jw friends

  • SpunkyChick
    SpunkyChick

    LOL, this is great! Can't wait for you to continue...

  • D8TA
    D8TA

    John's excitement could not be contained, he gazed intently upon Janes bundled foot. As Jane removed the sock, the thought of caressing Janes tender foot crossed John's mind. Then, a Watchtower article crossed John's mind...he discussed it with Jane. They winked at each other. Embroiled in their sin, they both stopped and called the local Presiding Overseer...in which by the following Tuesday both Jane and John were disfellowshiped for "porneia".

    The End

  • minimus
    minimus

    Blacksheep, I think Tres has some real competition there. That was good!

  • TresHappy
    TresHappy

    Minimus, I am on vacation until July 28 - story will pick up after that...my brain is on a shelf until then.

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    they met at the kingdom hall,

    they got married at the kingdom hall,

    they had sex three times,

    they had three kids,

    they had their funerals at the kingdom hall,

    gave all thier possesions to the Watchtower and nothing to their kids.

    THE END !

  • Hamas
    Hamas

    Crap.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Tres, enjoy the vaca and remember to finish the story. It's your story, not anyone else's. But let's get crackin'

  • SpunkyChick
    SpunkyChick

    Yes yes! Make haste! I can't wait to hear the continuing drama with our two lovebirds....

  • minimus
    minimus

    Tres....Let's get busy!!!

  • SpunkyChick
    SpunkyChick

    I guess we shall never hear the conclusion....

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