Adventures at the District Convention (page 6)

lisaBObeesa

My favorite:

On Friday morning, we pulled into the parking lot and were greeted by a magnificent sight. The lot was filled with a great crowd of parking attendants, which no man was able to number. As far as the eye could see, parking attendants were frantically flapping their arms, like a million pairs of long underwear on a clothesline (This is my submission for best apostate simile).

I laughed all the way through this post. Thank you!!!!!!!

All in favor of making this funniest thread of 2003?

95stormfront

that is one of those phrases that I (or one of my kids) would have caught.

Question:

Does your wife know of this clandestine relationship with your kids? Is her zealousness just part of the fun?

I'm finding it hard to believe that a hardcore JW mom would willingly put up with "the truth" being used for such fodder.

RunningMan

95: My wife is not a hard core JW. She hasn't been at a meeting in 15 months either. However, she does take it slightly more seriously than the rest of us.

Mr. Kim

Satan always seems to get the blame when "mis-guided" and "bad" humans do wrong things because of HUMAN DESIRES. Nothing really being forced on them by Satan.

This was just too funny! Thank you for the biggest laugh I've had in a long time! I was practically doubling over. I even bonked my head on the computer desk one time. You should compile all your material and send it to a publisher. You have TALENT!! I wish I could share it with my Jehovah's Witness family members, but they may not see it in the same light. :-) This was truly hilarious. Thanks again.

Catren

Room 215

Congratul;ations Runningman! By acclamation you've been voted our representative/correspondent for the 2004 conventions!

nilfun

you've been voted our representative/correspondent for the 2004 conventions!

Yes! LoL. I'm ready for a regular column by Runningman. How bout it?

*still wiping tears of laughter away*

run dont walk

And I thought I would never attend a meeting or assembly again,

If I got to sit with you, I just might go again,

I really enjoyed your summary.

Hope you are going next year.

archangel01

They forgot to Thank God for the CBS show. If that isn't newlight what is. See God didn't just work on a map all year!

Adventures at the District Convention