Hail Satan

by new 50 Replies latest jw friends

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  Satanus

  I am my own father.I am a god.

  You have stated another truth, my son.

  SS
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  Robdar

  Hi New,

  To me satanism is just another christian religion. If you think about it, satan is a christian deity. So, you are not actually leaving christianity behind. Why not find yourself a nice hindu devil to worship? Or maybe an Islamic devil? That would be great and it would really piss your parents off. Not to mention how scandalized the members of your former KH will be. It could be grand fun, ya know.

  The ideal way of living is serving your own interests.

  Yep, that is satanism in a nutshell. But why can't you serve your own interests without the help of a deity? Seems to me that if you need a deity to condone your behavior, you are not really serving your own interests.

  Welcome to the forum.

  Robyn
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  donkey

  I am a Satanist....honestly I am.
  

  Jack

  "Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heav'n!" John Milton -PARADISE LOST
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  donkey

  BTW...if you decide to seek your owne freedom and enjoyment in life....you are by definition a Satanist too.

  Satanism is not some devil worship crap that the WTBS and other worldwide brotherhood of mystic cults would have you believe. I don't believe in God, Jesus, Angels, Devils, Demons, Pixies, Gnomes...although I do worship blue fairies and the pink ones are real pretty too.

  If you find Satan please let me know - I would love to meet him and have a chat with him as he and I have a lot in common from what I can tell (ie. we both think the concept of this egotistical monster who calls himself God and plays games with people is bullspit and we both feel that he can bite us....) . Now that's another story altogether - how many people say they have seen or experienced demons and ghosts...please ask them to seek treatment from the voices as you make your way through the field.

  Jack
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  expatbrit

  Seems to me that Satanism is serving Satan's interests. If you want to serve your own interests, tell Satan to get stuffed.

  Not that it matters. It's all superstition anyway.

  Expatbrit
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  donkey

  Expat...I hear that you might be made of wood...do you know what that means?
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  Robdar

  Expat...I hear that you might be made of wood...do you know what that means?

  Donkey, that would mean that he is a WITCH!!!

  You know, Expat did turn me into a newt once....I got better.

  BURN HIM!!! BURN HIM!!!

  Robyn
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  MegaDude

  Although it's called the Church of Satan, members have no belief in a diety called Satan.

  http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html

  There is a breakaway group from the Church of Satan called The Temple of Set and they do have a belief in a diety.

  http://www.xeper.org/pub/xp_main.htm
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  expatbrit

  Donkey:

  I hear that you might be made of wood

  Yeah that's what all the chicks say.

  Oh, and Robyn, there's no need to burn me because [BarryWhite] I'm smokin' hot already, baby! [/BarryWhite]

  Expatbrit
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  Robdar

  Yeah that's what all the chicks say.

  Oh my. *Looking at Expat in a whole new light*

  I'm smokin' hot already, baby!

  Baby, I know it ....I know it.....

  Robyn