Argh Mateys! Intl Talk Like A Pirate Day

by Valis 73 Replies latest jw friends

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    You are ...

    The Cap'n

    Profile: Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.

    Walter

    Ontario District Overbeer

  • avishai
    avishai

    I know the guys who started this, John Baur & Mark Summers, pretty well. I did theater with them in Albany OR for years. Both great guys.

  • avishai
    avishai

    Oh, yeah. "Aaaaarrrrr"

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    How long has it been since you uh...eviscerated a man, Azzy??? Don't think I ever have Obi. Wanna be the first? ;-) ~Azzy

  • tinkerbell82
    tinkerbell82

    i'm loving it. this put a BIG smile on my face. pirate is my back-up halloween costume this year and first-pick costume for next year.

    damn is everyone the cap'n?

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    Too many Cap'ns around here! I think a brawl's about to break out and we'll start eviscerating each other!

    Walter

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Well, Tink, Special K isn't the Cap'n...LOL! I just think we have lots of Cap'n types here.

    I'm still cracking up. Thank you Valis for posting this...LMAO!

    ~Aztec

    *Eviscerates Walter* ;-)

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Seems like normal Brit conversation to me.

    Avast behind!

    Hoist the cabin boy!

    The Queen! May God bless her and all who sail in her.

    Englishman.

  • obiwan
    obiwan
    Don't think I ever have Obi. Wanna be the first? ;-)

    Oh sure, it would be fun to watch! Maybe I'll even let you win!

  • Aztec
    Aztec

    Watch out at the next meetup Obi! That's all I have to say....

    ~Az

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