Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "arrrrr" class
by Valis 73 Replies latest jw friends
Sincerely,
District Overbeer of the "arrrrr" class
Watch out at the next meetup Obi! That's all I have to say....
I'll bring the lotion! LOL
Profile: You, me lad, are an activist! You will not only change the world, you will make a dyed-in-the-wool Pirate dream of you in a sheep costume. You are the embodiment of the love that dare not hoist its sail! Ahoy thar! You could make a two-patch Pirate turn his head - but then he would lose sleep over it and what good would that do anyone? An innovator, you are WAY ahead of your time - and everyone else's. You are sensitive and artsy-fartsy. You say things like, "artsy-fartsy" but there is always a slight giggle in your voice when you say it - like Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares delivering a staggering punch line. Speaking of "punching" the only "punching" you would do is punching up that outfit with some accessories - say, a little bandana and some glass beads. You're not the Pirate we want in a fight, but we want you there for the crying game that follows! You go, girl.
I guess I'll have to demand that the wifey swab my deck tonight. A-a-a-rr-H-H!
ash
arrr ahsi...don't fforget to have her shiver yer timbers matey...arrrr...
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Valis:
don't fforget to have her shiver yer timbers matey
Aaaarrr..you be a Tom Waites fan, me hearty?
Ah feel a keel haulin' a comin' on here if you ain't...aaaarrr, I does!
Spanner
don't fforget to have her shiver yer timbers matey
Damn it! I knew I forgot one!
BTW, many thanks. This will be a sort of two for one deal tonight methinks.
ash
arrr spanner...you'll not be foisting the likes of me on no keel hauling arr!!! Indeed I be a fan o' Tommy Wiates arrr..
ahoy ahsi...arrrrrr just be remembering to stay clear of the poop deck lest she braodside you with cannons a blazin...arrrr.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Valis, me "arty", ye may 'ave ye 'ole skull an' de crossing-o-de--bones ragan'all, but me, see, ah's 'ave t' real bones, ah 'as.
PS, was that nipple-piercing a painful experience?
Spanner
PS, was that nipple-piercing a painful experience?
Try it....you might like it!