Words you invented, or said the wrong way

by JH 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • luna
    luna

    Chestadrawer instead of dresser drawer. I don't know where it came from, but that's what I always call them, and I get ridiculed.

    Also, i'm now programmed to say "soda" when I ask for a coke, pepsi, whatever. I grew up calling it "pop", but apparently that is not allowed in California.

    I know there are other things I say that come out wrong sometimes....My parents watched PBS (thus, BBC shows) all the time when i was little, so I tend to call things by the British name. It's pathetic, really. I even started spelling things all proper english in school. (glamour, theatre, etc.)

    I really need a life.

    Luna

  • Mac
    Mac

    Chestadrawer = chest of drawers

  • Mindchild
    Mindchild

    I had a heck of a time getting the right pronunciation down of chlorobenzylidenemalononitrile as it was a chemical I once talked about in public talks (not WTS talks). I kept saying it as chlorobenzyliDIEmalononitrite instead of the correct way. Once in awhile a college professor would call me on it and ask me if it was a regional pronunciation I was using. Sheesh, you don't get cut any slack in academic circles. But hey, terrible handwriting for doctors and professsors is completely acceptable. Good thing we have keyboards now.

    Skipper

  • patio34
    patio34

    Skipper, are you serious?

    Pat

  • luna
    luna

    Mac-

    Thanks for the clarification.

    I KNOW what i'm saying is chest of drawers. Thanks, I did have SOME education.

    I'm only saying that most people think it's funny I call them that, instead of Dresser Drawers.

    Luna of the I DID to to school class.

  • elamona
    elamona

    MIPS- miserable ignorant piece of sh_

    MOB-mean old bit--, or mean old bast---

    WOB-whiney old bi--- or bast---

  • JH
    JH

    My uncle used to say a "circular phone" instead of a "cellular phone". Maybe he saw a cellular phone with a round dial on it, who knows?

  • little witch
    little witch

    Oh gawd, I am a Hoosier. Where to begin...

    tard...tired

    warsh....wash

    crick....creek

    foonrule...funeral

    bobbed war...barbed wire

    nolyum...linoleum

    lumnum...aluminum

    aint, caint....arent and cannot

    davenport....a sofa

    antanye...anntenea

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    I once heard someone refer to aluminium as aluminum .

    And butter as budder.

    And a bird as a boyd.

    Englishman

  • little witch
    little witch

    (blushing) see what I mean?

    BTW...Ill-OH-NOISE...Illinois

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