Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha! Stephanus. His wife looked away long enough for him to cop a feel, ey?
Heather S. II
Elder Kid Behaviour An Issue? 22/10/2003 Awake!
by Stephanus 54 Replies latest jw friends
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FlyingHighNow
Steph,
Is your wife still that happy? Love the suit. You shaved!
Heather S. II
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Stephanus
Actually the guy on the left is the groom. The girl was an ex-JW escaping her parents - it all ended in tears 18 months later... Just another of many reasons I'm agin the Watchtower, I guess.
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PopeOfEruke
..and I thought Stephanus was the one in the middle....
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FlyingHighNow
Pope,
That is one groovy pope hat, dude. Did you ever see Terri Garr model the papal pantsuit on SNL back in the 70s when Father Guido Sarducci was going to start a new catholic religion where anyone can " be a pope uh."
Steph, how sad for that girl, but she is lucky hers didn't last 20 years like mine did.
Heather S. II
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shamus
Good photoshop! Hilarious!
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concerned mama
What about if an elders's kid decided "the Truth" wasn't the truth, at all? I feel sorry for those kids. They would be under tons of pressure and would have an ever harder time to fade. They would also likely realize that their family would take a hard line stance with regard to shunning them if they did leave the WT. They would be feeling trapped. I feel sorry for those kids.
I recently learned at a conference that suicide is the second largest cause of death for teenagers, after accidents. Couldn't a situation like this lead to a suicidal depression?
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Stephanus
Okay, so he is wearing a mauve shirt. Does this mean mauve shirts are gonna be okay now or does it mean mauve shirts are a sign of stark rebellion and should be banned among the God fearing?
The girl sitting next to him is probably his younger sister. She is thinking back to the conversation he and she had the night before. They were discussing how they were going to keep straight faces at the meeting Sunday when she is pregnant and he is tired of living in the closet since he is gay. She is thinking that he is one fine actor and perhaps should consider majoring in drama when he leaves for college next fall.
The elder has the funny look on his face because he senses he is losing control over his family. He keeps finding his wife on line at 2AM. She scrambles to hide all of her windows and the next morning the history, cookies and temporary internet files are all erased. He is tiring of everyone nagging him about his son's mauve shirts and lack of interest in their blooming daughters. Then his mind wonders to that website he saw last week when he was looking for the JW official site. It was that JW Discussion Forum. He couldn't help but look at a couple of the posts and they beckon him to read more...
The wife is dreaming of CharmingPants1965. Was he flirting with her?? It sure felt like it and boy was it nice.....sigh.
Now THIS is hilarious, a totally believable scenario! LOL
And you're probably right, she would be his sister. Otherwise, according to JW strict chaperoning rules, she wouldn't be there.
A pic of a typical JW chaperoning situation by TR:
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FlyingHighNow
You know, Steph,
Your cartoon there isn't so far fetched. Something similar happened to me when I was chaperoning a couple of teenagers. I never dreamed they'd do that so boldly right behind my back. The sad thing is that they knew I was that gullable. And I might not know to this day if the young lady hadn't turned up pregnant.
Heather S. II
