WHY ALAN FRAUDBACKER IS DOOMED! (page 9)

larc

Hi there Friday,

You sure got yourself in a rage there over who started what first. I still think it is all your fault and I had nothing to do with it. As I said, I don't want to read long posts about pie in the sky some day. Now, I guess that provoked you. I have provoked people all my life and no one has ever hit me, as you suggest may happen to me. I am sure that you would like to, oh good Christian friend of mine. If you want to irritate me in the future, you should slow down a bit so that you spell "stupid" properly instead of spelling it as "stipid". The all caps are a nice touch.

I am going to bed now, so if I don't respond, you will know why.

Yadirf

You sure got yourself in a rage there over who started what first.

Stop lying, I'm not in a rage and I didn't get myself into anything.

As I said, I don't want to read long posts about pie in the sky some day.

And for what reason did you say that? You still haven't explained your purpose in having posted those initial remarks yet. You won't attempt to either, because you know what it will mean for you.

Now, I guess that provoked you.

No, you just hope to provoke me. You're doing nothing other than making an ass out of yourself.

I have provoked people all my life and no one has ever hit me, as you suggest may happen to me. I am sure that you would like to, oh good Christian friend of mine.

First of all, you're no friend of mine ... because I don't make liars my friends. Secondly, you lied again by saying that I would like to hit you. I specifically stated that I had no such desire. You see, you've proven all over again that you had no greater purpose in entering the thread than to poke and jab. Why? Because you have nothing whatsoever to offer otherwise.

If you want to irritate me in the future

You haven't irritated me in the least, I've enjoyed watching you act out the ways of the apostate that you are.

you should slow down a bit so that you spell "stupid" properly instead of spelling it as "stipid".

What makes you think that I didn't want it spelled that way? There needs to be something legitimate that you can catch me on, and without a typo or two what would you have.

I am going to bed now, so if I don't respond, you will know why.

Well, I don't think you have anything to worry about with regards to any bed bugs biting you. And too, let's suppose that you weren't going nite nite ... what would you have to say other than repeating the same nonsense you've already spewed out. So far, you haven't said a single worthwhile word ... and I'll bet you your teddy bear that you can't.

Yadirf

larc

Friday,

You are a hoot. I have a question. If I didn't provoke you, why did you use such strong language? Do you always write this way? I want to see if I understand your definition of terms. Someone who disagrees with you: lyer and/or stupid. Did I get that right? Now regarding a bet, I thought betting was against your religion. I might bet you 5 dollars, but I won't bet my teddy bear. He's too precious to me.

Regarding the subject of assault: Yes, you did specificly say that you wouldn't do it. However, based on your detailed advice to me, I'll bet you love to see someone clean my clock.

Got to run now. My wife and I are going out for lunch. Just want to keep you informed, when I can't respond promptly.

Yadirf

Larkie Boy,

So you have a question, do you? The question is, do you have any answers. I asked you a question that you obviously want to sidestep. That question was: "Then why did you post to begin with, dumb butt!" Do you remember that question? That question was in response to your having said: "I said that I was not interested in a particular subject."

Think you can answer that question, Dumb Butt?

BTW, you're not a "lyer" -- you're a liar. See the difference? A "liar" is one that tells lies ... that's what you have done, repeatedly.

And so, when did your teddy bear become that important to you?

Why should I care about where you and your wife are going, stupid? Is that all the respect that you have for her, so that you should bring her up amidst the slop that's coming out of your mouth? Do you want to also bring your children in to this, Dummy?

Yadirf

Mommie Dark

Larc: hear the June bug buzzing? Isn't he angry? He looks pretty feeble lying there kicking his feet at you, but he sure sounds peeved!

Flip him over, or stomp, squish?

Decisions, decisions...

Yadirf

Ahh, I see that Abominable Mommie Dark senses that Larkie Boy needs some assistance.

Hey Abomie Mommie, would you mind spitting out a few of your choice expletives ... you really disappoint me when you're not your real self.

Yadirf

larc

Hi Friday, I'm back,

Just got back from a nice lunch. My wife and I both had beef hot shots, known in some circles as a hot roast beef sandwich covered with gravy. It was quite good. Actually, I would like to bring my kids into it, but I haven't talked to them in a couple days. Soon as I do, I'll let you know how they are doing.

My teddy bear has always been precious to me. Thanks for asking.

On that question about why I brought up the 8 kings and then said forget it. I am having a hard time formulating an answer. Perhaps, you could provide me with multiple choice. Seriously, the real reason I said to forget it, is because I know you are real busy, with converting people and all, so I didn't want you using up valueable time on someone like me who has deaf ears and wouldn't understand it anyway.

By the way, do 8 kings beat a full house?

I guess I could let it slide, but I asked you a question too. What is a Rorschach Test? Do a computer search, I'm sure you can find out. I also asked you if gambling was against your religious beliefs.

Friday, this sure does beat door to door in the rain, doesn't it.

Mommie Dark

Yadirf, I got nothing but praise for you. Your every post is a testimony to my JW relations, who have recently been receiving all You Know posts via email from a concerned citizen. They expect me to be cranky and mean, but it sure has set them on their ears to see how their allegedly Christian brothers conduct themselves in public discussion forums! it might have taken me years to get through their smug cultic armor, but you have eroded a lot of their confidence wih your antics in a very short time. It's getting harder and harder for them to continue to align themselves with the likes of you!

Keep up the good work. You do more to drive thinking JWs out of the cult than all of us former JWs put together.

Big deep tongue kisses in your hairy little ear,
Mommie Dark

Yadirf

Dear Abomie Mommie:

I really could care less for the "wet-willie".

Your every post is a testimony to my JW relations

I know that they're not related to you in the faith ... but have they gotten to where they can tolerate your language?

who have recently been receiving all You Know posts via email from a concerned citizen. They expect me to be cranky and mean, but it sure has set them on their ears to see how their allegedly Christian brothers conduct themselves in public discussion forums!

Are you being fair by sending them all YOUR posts as well? I bet they'll get all excited over one I especially have in mind.

it might have taken me years to get through their smug cultic armor, but you have eroded a lot of their confidence wih your antics in a very short time. It's getting harder and harder for them to continue to align themselves with the likes of you!

ME??? Perhaps you would consider sharing their email address with me. I'll bet I could get them to disclaim any relationship with you at all. Want to test it out, Abomie Mommie?

Keep up the good work.

Odie dokie, AM.

Yadirf

I guess I could let it slide, but I asked you a question too. What is a Rorschach Test? Do a computer search, I'm sure you can find out. I also asked you if gambling was against your religious beliefs.

You have a lot more questions than answers.

Answer to your 1st question: Yes, I know what that test is.
Answer to your 2nd question: No, I hit the Casinos from time to time. But I only play the nickel machines. Generally am not out over $25.00 to $50.00. That's getting out pretty cheap for entertainment purposes these days. You can spend almost that much going out to see a movie along with getting popcorn and soft drink.

Friday, this sure does beat door to door in the rain, doesn't it.

No it doesn't. I look forward to seeing the day when I can share in the door-to-door ministry once again, come rain OR shine.

Yadirf

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