Welcome to the board, bisous! I lived in Beaverton for 15 years and know some of these nutjobs that are posting here. They chased me to Colorado.
Don't pay any attention to seven006 there. He'll give you all the popcorn you want if you ask him right. But he sometimes likes to get women drunk so he can listen to them have sex with their men. He's not into sex himself, being a yoonuck and all.
AlanF