Why should I be mystified? I came from there.
Would your faith be challenged if....................................
by gumby 47 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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gumby
Why should I be mystified? I came from there.
So that explains it herk! Now I know why you get into those 6 page long trinity debates.........you darn martians are so hardheaded it ain't even funny! Heres a pic of herk buying his way to earth for 30 peices of silver.
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herk
I was gyped! You fool earthlings charged me 60 pieces. Dang!
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gumby
Never trust an earthling herk!
Gumby
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Satanus
Gumball
Since you paid so promptly, here's a bttt
SS
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gumby
Your so damn sweet SS......money has always been your soft spot....hasn't it?
That was a kind gesture....but I'll bet you the $10 bucks back, that this thread makes it to the top and onto the second page within 10 minutes.
Gumby
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shotgun
Look at the facts Gumby.
Everyone knows Martians are green.......Gumby is green...coincidence...I don't think so.
Martians have special talents...Gumby is so flexible he can kiss his own Arse and erase pencils errors with his head.
For me it would not shake my faith cus I don't have any but I'm sure it would freak out all the dubs. Actually they would say it's a plot by satan to deceive the world and not to believe any of the reports.
Shotgun
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gumby
Martians have special talents...Gumby is so flexible he can kiss his own Arse and erase pencils errors with his head.
You should see where I can bend my head to! Somtimes it's hard for me to want to leave my house.
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Dubs and martians? That I think was my intent of the thread. Would it shake the dub world? I suppose all it would take is an article in the watchtower to squelch anybodys wayward ideas on the matter. Robots do as they are commanded.
Gumby
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wannaexit
No, my faith would not be shaken at all. I have learned to think out of the box and be a bit more broad minded when it come to the universe and what is out there.
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wannaexit
Also now that I am out of the box, I find it hard to believe that we are are only beings in the universe. Who knows what is really out there. We may find out that there are many more "earths" out there. We may be just one "earth" of many more.
wannaexit
