Czar laughs so hard all the pins fly out of his face...
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaheeheheheheheheheheeeee!!!!
Czar should have been wearing a diaper before he read that question.
CZAR
Are You Going To The Memorial This Year?
by minimus 104 Replies latest jw friends
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drwtsn32
So Czar... is that a "yes" or "no"?
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Aaac
Jesus "came" 1914, though "invisibly". Why are they still commemorating his death?
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freedom96
The last one I attended was in 1997. I will never go again.
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seven006
The memorial is exactly two weeks after Bribe Day. Bribe Day is the day my ex-wife's mother goes on a little spending spree buying my sons new clothes and gifts. It's like clock work every year.
It cracks me up to no end. My boys hate it and fight like hell while getting dressed to go. Last year my middle son accidentally put on my youngest sons new dress shirt. Since my youngest was pissed off he had to go to the memorial, he yelled at my middle son and told him to take his god dammed new shirt off. My middle son is build like a rock and strong as hell for a wiry guy so he ripped the shirt off tearing all the button off and ripping off a sleeve. My youngest son then decided he didn't have a dress shirt to ware to the memorial and offered to go shirtless when explaining the situation to his grandmother.
I couldn't stop laughing. I just love my boys.
Happy bribe day.
Dave
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minimus
......sounds to me that they were just excited to go...that's all.
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seeitallclearlynow
Absolutely not.
And congratulations, Min.
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seven006
That must be it Min, maybe I should be concerned. There are not a bunch of 18 year old babes in bathing suites there, so my youngest son would not be excited. There isn't a snowboard half pipe there so my 21 year old middle son would not be excited. My oldest son as a baby daughter, I suppose he could look at it as a place to get a little sleep, and that would definitely excite him.
Maybe I should go and have a smoke while sipping the wine and eating the taco chips. Now if they aced the wine and put a little scotch or bourbon in glass this year I would consider it. A cigar might be more appropriate with that particular meal but that would be disrespectful and I hate cigars.
Dave
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freelife
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Me in a KH EVER AGAIN? When hell freezes over pigs fly and when i am suffering from alzhimers diseade and i have no mental capabilities then i might go.
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minimus
Dave, I think you should go to the Memorial this year and give us a DETAILED report on exactly how the event took place.