Cat Dictionary: Contributions Necessary (page 2)

SheilaM

catdoor: The thing to be completly ignored. (Your owners felt they could keep you from slapping your entire foreleg on their bedroom door as a single to them to let you in or out, but you prefer the previous method.So they spent $40.00 on the kitty door and wasted a perfectly sound bedroom door.)

Valis

cattitude: a perpetual state of haughty recalcitrance and feline status quo.

Sincderely,

District Overbeer

Octavia

Catnip: A substance that produces such a state of euphoria that human's would be arrested for being "under the influence".

Satanus

Food (human): something that needs inspecting/sharing by/with cat.

Winston Smith :>D

Warm, freshly folded white laundry: Bed for my black cat

Thirdson

F.R.A.P. Frenetic (or feline) random activity periods. When the cat runs around wild for no apparent reason. Our cat often goes on a FRAP, or is FRAPpy.

Thirdson

The canine version, CRAP, is what dogs do.

Stephanus

Food (human): something that needs inspecting/sharing by/with cat.

I was trying to find the right wording for that one...

permission to share owner's food: granted when cat's owner moves, or even looks, away from the food in question

shamus

Whoreplay: Whereby the said cat sucks up to you and is all cuddly, then, suddenly leaves, as the cat is tired of being "lovey-dovey" and leaves after what she wants, thereby acting as a whore.

DazedAndConfused

"The Cat To English Dictionary"

Cat Phrase	Meaning
Miaow	Feed me.
meeow	Pet me.
mrooww	I love you.
miioo oo oo	I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.
mrow	I feel like making noise.
rrrow mawww	Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
rrrow miawww	I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
miaowmiaow	Play with me.
miaowmioaw	Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?
mioawmioaw	Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture.
raowwwww	I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.
mrowwwww	(only heard in males) I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
roww maww roww	I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
mmeww	I believe I have heard a burglar. If you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed warm.
iieee iieee	LOOK! There is a little bug on the ceiling!
gakk ak ak	My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.
mow	Snuggling is a good idea.
moww	Shedding is pretty good, too.
mowww!	I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
miaow! miaow!	I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge one's body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.
mraakk!	Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
ssssroww!	I believe that I have found a woodchuck. I shall now act terribly brave.
mmmmmmm	If I sit in the sunshine for another week or so, I think I might be satisfied.

Sirius Dogma

Personal Space - Something a cat can have, but a human can not.

Cat Dictionary: Contributions Necessary

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